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It’s worse in summer when they really hang pretty low!
I might have done it once or twice, certainly not pleasant.
Thankfully I didn't do it with the sort of gusto Manny did in Black Books.
Yep, and for me it only ever happens when I'm wearing loose boxers, which I tend to wear in bed and more generally out & about in the summer. Most of the time I wear boxer briefs or fitted trunks, which keep everything in place. I love the feeling of freedom that boxer shorts provide, letting everything hang loose and swing, but it's a trade off with the hazard of crushed/trapped balls every so often - particularly, as one guy has mentioned, getting in and out of cars...ouch! If I sense that I'm about to get into a ball-crushing situation, I make a little 'flick' forward movement with my pelvis so my junk swings forward out of the way as I sit down.
I have huge low hanging balls, but I’ve only ever almost sat on them once. You’d think it happens more but it doesn’t. Luckily for me my testicles are very round so they rolled outta the way at the right time.
If you have more bean-shaped oblong testicles I think maybe they might be more at risk of not moving outta the way and being sat on, but that’s just a hypothesis.
I have however been lying on my side and suddenly my balls flopped down over my leg and I wasn’t expecting it. I actually sorta scared myself thinking some bug or something was on my leg, but nope just my big low hanging balls hahaha.
A guy I used to work with told me he and his family would go to nudist parks. One park they went to had a pool with a water slide. I guess the slide was a little on the dry side when he went down and his scrotum got pinched behind his ass cheek. Only tried the slide once.
That was a running gag throughout that episode, Manny having too much coffee he thinks he's a police detective, and having fun with that chair...lol! Awesome clip.... brings back bad memories haha.
A guy I used to work with told me he and his family would go to nudist parks. One park they went to had a pool with a water slide. I guess the slide was a little on the dry side when he went down and his scrotum got pinched behind his ass cheek. Only tried the slide once.
I would think so. It was years ago that he told me this. I think he said that he discovered that you were supposed to use a small towel or something. I just can’t remember. (He was a bit of a strange bird, at the best of times.)Damn! I could imagine that would be a common experience on a slide at nudist park in the summer...
I can't do spin class because of my nuts and those 'effin' little seats. YES I sit on them.
I have never nude slid but as a kid I bruised myself many a time on standard slides, especially the ones that twist around, so o can extrapolate it wouldn't be that much fun to do it unprotected haha.Damn! I could imagine that would be a common experience on a slide at nudist park in the summer...
ALWAYS button flies!!OMG--- did that ONCE (commando)-- NEVER again....no zipper pants without underwear!
Don’t get me started. I have joked here on this forum that I have the scrotal equivalent of my mother’s tits. Once pert and bouncy, they have drooped with age. I sit on them all the time, no matter what kind of briefs, boxers or jockstraps I wear. I’ve given up, and just stick my hand down my trousers and rearrange myself when I need to, no matter who’s watching. At my age, I’m beyond embarrassment. Grandpa boxers make it easier to adjust the equipment, so that’s mostly what I wear.
YES!!Yeah, sometimes the boys need to hang loose in boxers... will have to try that flick movement!