do you ever tell people your small?

[D_Maurice Mountlilly]

yes....all the time. i don't know what every woman's meaning of big is(inches wise) so i just go with the flow untill it's time for sex..and then POW!!

i drop my pants..(LOL)

 

[B_Nick4444]

I've said I was small a few times to discourage unwelcome attention

 

[iluvbigheads]

...I don't think I ever met a man who was truthful about his size, if even he was mistaken. Therefore, ya'll need to get real and just go with the flow - if he's good enough to jump in bed with, who cares how big it is.

 

[Guy-jin]

Yeah. Not only that, but I try to take the hyperbole to the extreme by comparing it to the size of insect appendages, specks of what-have-you and molecular junctions.

 

[rob_just_rob]

I tell people I'm small typically because I want them to leave me alone. Or to turn the conversation from the serious to the ridiculous.

 

[rob_just_rob]

(Sorry to bump this thread, but...)

There's a woman in my running group who I talk with from time to time during our runs. She constantly, constantly complains about her body type, in what seems to be a fishing-for-compliments maneuver. She's actually not bad looking, but the constant self-deprecating comments and angling for reassurance/compliments is getting tedious. Plus, I'm married.

So today, I decided to go with a different approach. In the midst of her complaining about her body type (butt too big, thighs too thick, etc), I told her that there were admirers for every body type, and for example, even though most women don't like small penises, I have found women who liked mine. And she quickly changed the subject.

Guess I'll find out next week if that cooled her off.

 

[StatusQuo]

I've said I was small a few times to discourage unwelcome attention

Exactly. I joke about it all the time. If that is all you care about move along, nothing to see here.

 

[jockmaestro]

wow, first two posts by grammar Nazis. thanks for the valuable contribution. does it make you feel smart? i mean seriously did that mistake really need a correction? were people going to be confused by it? not really. you just desperately needed to feel smart i guess. i feel sorry for you really.

and im really sorry you had to take time out of your day to correct that most heinous of crimes, but thank the lord there are people like you out there fighting it. keep fighting the good fight boys *salutes*

Yes that mistake DOES need correction, and asking people to write with some degree of literacy does NOT make one a "Nazi," one of the most insulting comparisons ever ( just ask Glenn Beck).
It's not a "desperate need to feel smart." Do you really think those of us who like to read literate posts are so inferior that we correct stupid mistakes like that so we'll feel good?
It's perfectly simple: you're = you are. Surely you learned that in Jr. High.

 

[fournineteenfiftynine]

Yes, because it is true. I wish I could say it just to throw them off track or whatever....what a luxury.

 

[easytoremember55]

when situation is appropriate (ie: smutty conversation) i tell people mine resembles a nipple.

it doesn't, i think its pretty well average. still gets some funny looks though. I figure it is better to have people think on the smaller side so if they did get to see/sample they would be pleasantly surprised?

although i did once have one girl insist i must have been huge because i was being "modest" as she put it.

ah well.

 

[overninept5]

Yes that mistake DOES need correction, and asking people to write with some degree of literacy does NOT make one a "Nazi," one of the most insulting comparisons ever ( just ask Glenn Beck).
It's not a "desperate need to feel smart." Do you really think those of us who like to read literate posts are so inferior that we correct stupid mistakes like that so we'll feel good?
It's perfectly simple: you're = you are. Surely you learned that in Jr. High.

As I said before........thank youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

 

[B_Hickboy]

My small what?

 

[tgirlsrgreat]

thanks for clarifying. but it would be better if people could just simply talk about the topic, it would be greatly appriciated.

no, no, no, we are sticklers for proper grammar here!

as to the question, no, because i am not.

 

[dad4you]

I tell them my dick is small, because it is. really. honestly. It has never been a good selling point for me to meet other men.

 

[mentaldish]

If it comes up in conversation with friends or someone I meet and for whatever reason we end up talking about someone's dick size or the other person makes a comment about dick size then I definitely always make a jock acknowledging that I don't have a big dick.

 

[B_625girth]

I have told a gal or two that I'm no good in bed, I just lay there.

 

[rothen]

You'll probably want to steal this idea. I tell girls I'm small when we're making out. I say I am about as big as her finger. I'm about 7.5 inches, haha. With Asian chicks, it's hilarious. With white women, well, who knows, they've seen it all.