Do you fart first thing in the morning?

Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by Sabroso, Jan 11, 2012.

  1. Sabroso

    Sabroso New Member

    Joined:
    Dec 20, 2011
    Messages:
    187
    Albums:
    2
    Likes Received:
    12
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    MANHATTAN 89th/3rd
    I pondered this very recently and wondered if I'm alone in this glorious way to start the day. For me, it's like clockwork. Every morning, without fail, the moment I come to even partial consciousness I feel the built up pressure in my stomach travel quickly down to my rear and...

    :BoomSmilie_anim:

    And these aren't little rips. These are true blue-ribbon, Guinness record farts that my neighbors in the apartment next to me could probably hear. Loud, full of bass and sometimes several seconds long!

    I have impressed myself on several occasions!
     
  2. tamati

    Verified Gold Member

    Joined:
    Jun 6, 2011
    Messages:
    1,969
    Albums:
    2
    Likes Received:
    7
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    NorCal
    Verified:
    Photo
    several times each morning. back to back to back rippers.
    (but i get out of bed first, so as not to ruin my GF morning)
     
  3. fieldsb4

    Verified Gold Member

    Joined:
    Jul 9, 2008
    Messages:
    514
    Albums:
    1
    Likes Received:
    7
    Gender:
    Male
    Verified:
    Photo
    apparently according to my wife--my farting starts long before Im even awake!!
     
  4. Sabroso

    Sabroso New Member

    Joined:
    Dec 20, 2011
    Messages:
    187
    Albums:
    2
    Likes Received:
    12
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    MANHATTAN 89th/3rd
    That's mighty considerate of you.

    But I genuinely enjoy farting in bed half-asleep way too much to negotiate or compromise for anyone.

    Kudos to you :biggrin1:
     
  5. tamati

    Verified Gold Member

    Joined:
    Jun 6, 2011
    Messages:
    1,969
    Albums:
    2
    Likes Received:
    7
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    NorCal
    Verified:
    Photo
    i do it cause i dont want her to get me with stinky payback farts... (girl farts are the worst...:biggrin1:)
     
    #5 tamati, Jan 11, 2012
    Last edited: Jan 11, 2012
  6. SprinkleMe69

    Verified Gold Member

    Joined:
    Sep 26, 2010
    Messages:
    7,882
    Likes Received:
    171
    Verified:
    Photo
    Hahaha girl farts hahaha ummm hell yes I fart when I wake up!!! Feel sorry for the guy laying next to me this weekend :wink: I did warn him though hahaha
     
  7. fieldsb4

    Verified Gold Member

    Joined:
    Jul 9, 2008
    Messages:
    514
    Albums:
    1
    Likes Received:
    7
    Gender:
    Male
    Verified:
    Photo
    Thre is nothing quite like it with my wife on my face in a 69--and when she cums she usually lets out a decent fart!!
     
  8. Sabroso

    Sabroso New Member

    Joined:
    Dec 20, 2011
    Messages:
    187
    Albums:
    2
    Likes Received:
    12
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    MANHATTAN 89th/3rd
    A fart from the ass, right? Sounds kinda hot!
     
  9. OhWiseOne

    Verified Gold Member

    Joined:
    Nov 15, 2010
    Messages:
    4,493
    Albums:
    10
    Likes Received:
    133
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Florida
    Verified:
    Photo
    Sometimes, but I really like to wait until I get my first cup of coffee down. Kinda adds a little spice to the mix.
     
  10. B_Hickboy

    B_Hickboy New Member

    Joined:
    Jul 13, 2005
    Messages:
    10,730
    Likes Received:
    5
    Location:
    That twinge in your intestines
    I always wait until after noon.
     
  11. Swordmonkey

    Verified Gold Member

    Joined:
    Jan 3, 2012
    Messages:
    49
    Likes Received:
    0
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    England
    Verified:
    Photo
    I do. They always seem to sound the same too, it's weird.
     
  12. SprinkleMe69

    Verified Gold Member

    Joined:
    Sep 26, 2010
    Messages:
    7,882
    Likes Received:
    171
    Verified:
    Photo
    If I have coffee and start to fart, trust me it's more than that. So look out!!! :eek: Haha
     
  13. Sabroso

    Sabroso New Member

    Joined:
    Dec 20, 2011
    Messages:
    187
    Albums:
    2
    Likes Received:
    12
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    MANHATTAN 89th/3rd
    Mine are different - depends on what I ate the night before, what position I'm sleeping in, etc. Try lifting a leg for different sound effects :biggrin1:
     
  14. Miscer

    Miscer New Member

    Joined:
    Feb 2, 2011
    Messages:
    267
    Likes Received:
    6
    *vomits in mouth*
     
  15. SprinkleMe69

    Verified Gold Member

    Joined:
    Sep 26, 2010
    Messages:
    7,882
    Likes Received:
    171
    Verified:
    Photo
    Hahahahaha
     
  16. Sabroso

    Sabroso New Member

    Joined:
    Dec 20, 2011
    Messages:
    187
    Albums:
    2
    Likes Received:
    12
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    MANHATTAN 89th/3rd
    Sorry. I forgot how dainty some of the straight men here are. They don't fart. It's yucky and gross.
     
  17. ManlyBanisters

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Mar 19, 2007
    Messages:
    12,807
    Likes Received:
    8
    Indeed you do not! :kiss:
     
  18. concupisys

    concupisys Active Member

    Joined:
    Jan 31, 2007
    Messages:
    843
    Likes Received:
    95
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    toronto
    wake-up farts are the best.... especially when i'm having my morning wee.... a big honker always seems to escape as i'm emptying the bladder.... apparently this starts before i wake up (according to my nearest and dearest) and i've been known to startle the cats to the point that they actually jump awake and run from the room.... if only i were awake to see that....
     
  19. aninnymouse

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2006
    Messages:
    3,063
    Likes Received:
    4
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    In My Own World
    Why? It's a natural bodily function. Everybody farts. Everyone.

    Well, nah. Ladies don't fart....They poot.
     
  20. Remington

    Verified Gold Member

    Joined:
    Aug 8, 2010
    Messages:
    1,634
    Albums:
    3
    Likes Received:
    46
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Washington/Arizona
    Verified:
    Photo
    Depends, really.

    Some mornings, nothing at all.

    However most, I'm a weapon of gas destruction for the first ~30mins of waking up.

    :biglaugh:
     
Draft saved Draft deleted