I pondered this very recently and wondered if I'm alone in this glorious way to start the day. For me, it's like clockwork. Every morning, without fail, the moment I come to even partial consciousness I feel the built up pressure in my stomach travel quickly down to my rear and... :BoomSmilie_anim: And these aren't little rips. These are true blue-ribbon, Guinness record farts that my neighbors in the apartment next to me could probably hear. Loud, full of bass and sometimes several seconds long! I have impressed myself on several occasions!