Depends, really.
Some mornings, nothing at all.
However most, I'm a weapon of gas destruction for the first ~30mins of waking up.
:biglaugh:
I guess that thread about farts in porn didn't take off like you wanted it to...
I guess that thread about farts in porn didn't take off like you wanted it to...
wake-up farts are the best.... especially when i'm having my morning wee.... a big honker always seems to escape as i'm emptying the bladder.... apparently this starts before i wake up (according to my nearest and dearest) and i've been known to startle the cats to the point that they actually jump awake and run from the room.... if only i were awake to see that....
Actually it didnt take off.. Hope this will do
Indeed, it won't :nana:
And r u happy of that?
All perfectly normal body reactions. Not to worry. Youre healthy and just fine. Be glad !!
I don't always fart in the mornings but when i do i herpa-derp the booty trumpet like none other. Which helps cause crawling out of bed is sometimes a chore. The most messed up part is when your laying sideways and let one rip. Then its a full body silly string to the floor.
whoa. well i met up w/some friends last night for some korean bbq. iono, what it is, but on the way home and even this morning, i was honking up a storn. solid sounding AND quite odorific i might say.