Do you fart first thing in the morning?

[OhWiseOne]

Yes I do. It ensures that I am still alive and kicking.

 

[185248]

Yes I do. It ensures that I am still alive and kicking.

Mmm, yes well, If on the odd ocassion you happened to be in the vicinity of one of my rare smelly ones. The alive and kicking part may be in danger of ceasing.

 

[Sabroso]

How can I edit this thread into a poll? Is it possible?

 

[aninnymouse]

Nope. You'd have to start a whole new thread.

/BTW, please don't.

 

[Sabroso]

Nope. You'd have to start a whole new thread.

/BTW, please don't.

Why? Would it offend your dainty little eyes to see it? Would it make you clutch your pearls???

 

[aninnymouse]

Why? Would it offend your dainty little eyes to see it? Would it make you clutch your pearls???

Nah....I just think this topic has....erm....run it's course, so to speak.

:fart:

*runs*

 

[SprinkleMe69]

Yes I do. It ensures that I am still alive and kicking.

YOU fart?!?! Omg.

That's what you were doing at 5 a.m.....lol

 

[SprinkleMe69]

So glad I can wake the neighbors in the morning again. Had the flu last week and no way was I gonna try and let em rip in the morning. No way.

 

[OhWiseOne]

So glad I can wake the neighbors in the morning again. Had the flu last week and no way was I gonna try and let em rip in the morning. No way.

Poor poor neighbors.

 

[B_Hickboy]

I fart all night, so there's usually no wind left in me by morning.

 

[Sabroso]

Nah....I just think this topic has....erm....run it's course, so to speak.

:fart:

*runs*

Yeah, you're totally right. This site needs a bit more testosterone for a topic like this

 

[B_Nia88]

ewwww no

 

[B_stanmarsh14]

I've been informed that I fart bad in my sleep, and also first thing when I wake up.

I also seam to swear loads in my sleep too :biggrin1:

 

[SprinkleMe69]

Poor poor neighbors.

That's what they get for waking me up with their little boring fuck sessions. I was about to go over and direct that shit. Haha

 

[aninnymouse]

ewwww no

That's because ladies don't "fart," they "poot."

 

[B_Nia88]

That's because ladies don't "fart," they "poot."

No ladies excuse themselves to the little girls room.

 

[DontaskemeIdontknow]

Don't we all?