do you feel contradictions while she has orgarsm?

[ConstantComment]

:lmao:

I can't wait to see the look on my girl's face the next time she comes and I whisper into her ear how much I love feeling her pussy contradicting me...

It just means that you two are combatible.

 

[15766]

My girl has serious contractions when she cums to the point she can't let me out. I'm locked inside lol

 

[HazelGod]

My girl has serious contractions when she cums to the point she can't let me out. I'm locked inside lol

Be aware...many municipalities have criminalized bestiality these days.

 

[Not_Punny]

ROFLMAO.

How did I miss this thread first time around?

Orgarms aren't just contradicted, they're contraindicated. Or maybe he is disgusting origami?

 

[OKDOKEY]

contradictions?
contraction yes!:smile:

 

[B_New End]

Orgarsms, contradictions. Classic LPSG.

 

[HazelGod]

Orgarms aren't just contradicted, they're contraindicated.

Whoa...I think you should get a second opinion, young lady!

 

[the_reverend]

Is it just me that doesn't know what an 'orgarsm' is?

Maybe that's the contradiction?

isn't that what a pirate has during sex? or is that just an ARRRRgasm?

 

[Calboner]

You all need to see the Beavis and Butthead video in which Beavis thinks that he's pregnant. "Ah! Contraptions! Contraptions!"

 

[helgaleena]

Since this is posted in womens forum I have to add that if she is having one and I am not then I am feeling less than I should. I want my share of the orrs and garssums.

 

[dotdotdot]

Oh im sooo glad every one else made jokes about this before me! loool

 

[Calboner]

So which is it -- contradictions or gasms?