Do you flaunt your dick at the urinal?

[Linkguy13]

Of course! Recently, I've come to the conclusion that the reason men (myself included) like beer is because it makes you have to piss a lot, and piss hard. Beer gives a man an excuse to frequently pull out and handle his cock in semi-public circumstances, and who can stand close to the urinal when you've got an urgent, powerful beer piss...think of the splashback. Plus, if you're a little drunk, or pretend to be, it's understandable it may take some time and effort to shake well and put the beast away.

I like your thought process, but I just to show off my dick.

 

[Hungmcc]

Hard not to ngl

 

[akbakb]

Sometimes... Depends how I feel actually....

It seems at the gym though, I will....

Everyone claims that everyone is minding their own business, not judging, etc.... This is not true.. for many people... Not going to say all.... But since I am not in the best shape, short, nerdy, indian, and I even guess hairy... I get the attention of some "alpha" males who think I couldn't be with any woman and I must be a virgin... They always, and I mean ALWAYS take a peek.... so of course I show off. Sometimes I will fluff up a tad coming out of the showers and just walk past them.

But it does happen in everyday life too. I wonder if my physique comes into play because of it... There is no way this many people get caught trying to take a peek... or is there?

About earlier... some of these guys would tell women about how "tiny" I was. They would usually laugh because apparently I have a decent reputation. That's kinda cool I guess... But at what age does the stupid gossip train stop?

 

[DavidAlmeria]

Not a problem that I’ve ever had to consider. I’m average but not flauntable

 

[hrypol9130]

No cause I’m a grower. But I’ll flaunt my bush and hairy ass in the locker room all the time.

 

[Oldcowboy]

Hung studs, do you flaunt your size at public urinals?

For example, making a big display of bringing it out or standing far away from the urinal while pissing so that everyone can see the power that lies betwixt your legs or even just flat out telling people to look at your huge penis?

When you have flaunted your massive cocks, what has been the reaction? How many men have broken down and cried once confronted with a big dick? Has anyone ever gone into a jealous rage? If so did you have to dispatch them with your mighty member?

Not ordinarily—did recently make an exception for a couple of punks.

As name says—I’m old. I was in hotel bar, having quiet conversation with barmaid, were friends.

These saps gave me the side eye, called her over and hit on her, I overheard something about ‘that old fart ain’t worth your time, anyhow…

I could see her bristle, caught her eye and kinda shook my head. Her jaw clenched and she walked away, sent their beer over with the bartender.

later, they both went to the pisser—-it’s in basement, urinal is long trough.

I gave them a head start, then kinda slouched in, ‘souse me lads, old man can’t hold it—and inserted myself between them.

pulled it out like it took some effort, shook it out and pissed like a racehorse. Did really have to go, been holding it in awaiting developments.

Ah! Shook it—then wanged it against trough a couple times with audible “thunk”.

Back in pants, like I was packing a parachute, washed up—-coulda heard a pin drop….

They didn’t respond to her “hey, where you 2 stud muffins going as they exited bar, closest door

 

[uncutguy37]

I do, especially if I think someone wants to see it.

 

[NM8x6]

I tend to agree with similar posts about not necessarily flaunting my dick, but not trying to conceal it. I generally stand back a bit. Usually assume the guys that hug the urinals are not very big, but I could be wrong.

 

[edonline]

I do like to flaunt it, certainly not hide it. Why be ashamed of it? Especially when traveling, if I'm in an airport men's room and notice another guy or guys trying to sneak a peek - and even more especially if I notice a gold band on their finger - I'll take a small step or lean back to let them have a better view.

 

[snowman 1234]

Grower , sometimes not much to see - but if I notice some guy trying to get a look - no problem , have been known to step back , change hands to let him see.
However - if you are acting like a drooling perv instead of just curious I will move forward until I am finished

 

[Shane20]

Not a shower but I don’t hug the wall either. I check them out so they can see mine too. A nice comment could lead to more

 

[Linrulz]

yes and I love it

 

[Luudwig]

yes and I love it

If you have any stories to share about this...

 

[yld1]

I tend to agree with similar posts about not necessarily flaunting my dick, but not trying to conceal it. I generally stand back a bit. Usually assume the guys that hug the urinals are not very big, but I could be wrong.

Same. I let them look but discreetly. Had an incredible time with a twunk in vegas. We left the bar to piss. He went several stalls down so i assumed and respected courtesy. Went to his rm for small talkin and smoked a bit. He had the 420 pens. Tbh i was horny af & he continually sat pelvis thrusted forward. I had tp tediously keep readjusting my junk. Decided to call it a nite bcuz of work. Got bk to my rm & he sent a suggestive text that was a bit cryptic. Im like, are you asking... he was like, what do you think? Made it bk to his rm & asked why the delay? He was scared & unsure becausewe're both str8. Asked what made him inspired. Said when he saw me shaking it @ the urinal. Pushed me down, yanked off my shorts & proceeded to give me 1 of the most mind blowing, breathtaking bjs ever! Had to stop him thrice! Animalistic. We end up making out. Incredible kisser. We're naturally falling into a 69 which pushes me over and...

 

[Rohar]

If I have a nice hang going on, sure.

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[SFitzpatrick]

I don't go out of my way to. I'm actually kinda shy lol.

 

[SaltnPepper32]

No, but there are certain places I don't really go out of my way anymore to hide or minimize anything (work). Compared to say a restaurant or park where there are families and children.

 

[trackdude]

I don't flaunt. Still got offered a free prostitute, from a dude trying to sneak a peak anyways. Probably would have went through with it if I hadn't been traveling.

 

[kelvinza]

Like many people here, I don't intentionally flaunt it, but I also don't conceal it. It's just what we all have.

 

[needtonut]

No cause I’m a grower. But I’ll flaunt my bush and hairy ass in the locker room all the time.

Hot bush bud