Do you flaunt your dick at the urinal?

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I don't "flaunt" it, but I don't hide it either. At a gathering at a bar following a funeral I was in the men's room taking a leak and the son of a friend came in and used the only other urinal next to me. He's a really nice guy, handsome, seems self confident and a go-getter (he's 25 or 26). At the urinal, he literally pressed up against it while taking a leak. I did catch him taking a fairly long glance at my dick, but his was completely hidden by the sides of the urinal. It was kind of gross really - I mean his body was firmly leaning on the urinal. That can't be sanitary!
 
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I an taking a road trip tomorrow, and yes I generally stop at the larger rest areas for coffee and a bathroom break. I know because of LPSG, tomorrow, I will be thinking about who is looking, who is showing off and who is lurking close to the stalls

Life is hard enough, without having to add urinal stress, to the equation :D

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Yeap I get a proper kick outa hauling out the beast at urinals, the look of shock and envy it gets is great. Sometimes I hold it just behind the head so that I've got a bow in the middle, other times I might just let it hang and put my hands behind my head in a stretching action. I love winding other blokes up saying stuff like "hey I bet your missus wished you had one of these"! I always finish up moving my foreskin back and forth while grunting followed by a huge floppy shake.
Another thing I like to do is put a pint straight down before going to the urinals then letting out an enormous belch while pissing, that really intimidates other guys along with being out sized.

+1 on that pal, enjoy those kind of antics myself at the urinal. fun to get down the pub or clubs with the missus and get the pints down and see all the reactions of the lads in the urinals, especially if in social group for the night and seeing how long it takes for the other lads missus to hear about what they saw in the pisser lol
 

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Yes. Please give me your honest experiences.

Honest experience: I pee in the stall if it's available.

If not, I'll use the urinal and the distance I stand from it is purely based on my calculations of how likely I am to have piss splash back onto myself.
 

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I travel with a small team of helpers.

Once I'm done at the urinals we set up a little stand near the exit.

It's mainly to offer people counselling after they've seen my python dick, but we can also offer commemorative photographs and an attractive range of mugs, pens, and fridge magnets.

:cool:
 

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i undo my belt, pant buttons/y and fly every when ///using/// /// time at the Urinal. I don't make a point of "flaunting" my endowment, even though my motto is "If you got it; Flaunt it" I have nothing to be embarrased fo==qforrung teqq lq informqtion r2ui3el.

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I travel with a small team of helpers.

Once I'm done at the urinals we set up a little stand near the exit.

It's mainly to offer people counselling after they've seen my python dick, but we can also offer commemorative photographs and an attractive range of mugs, pens, and fridge magnets.

:cool:

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I got one-upped one time when I was working overseas. Went into the men's room behind a short, chubby Asian guy. It was an extremely hot day, so my flaccid softy was fairly long- 5-6 inches. There was no privacy screen between us. He was obviously tiny, based on having to stand very close and lean into the urinal. I noticed a little squirt coming from inside his pants. I stood back a little, and he watched, envy and fascination on his face while I pissed. A few days later, I was in the restroom with another American. He was 6'7" tall, and he had a bigger one than me. He just stood and leaned back with his hands on his hips and pissed. I did not stare, but my smugness was taken down quite a bit.
 
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I actually enjoy flaunting even though Im relatively small (soft is 3x3 inches) as if a cock is being displayed everyone, gay or straight, is going to have a peek - its human nature. Larger guys will glance then have a smile to themselves, like confirmation of how big they are. Smaller guys get to see someone like them not hiding away, pressed up next to the urinal, but rather showing off
 

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I'll have you know that LBJ, a President, used to show off his dick at the urinal. He would straight up ask people if they ever saw anything so big! If a President can do that and not have it be weird, why would it be weird for normal people?
Who said that him doing that wasn't weird? Even if he was President, that behavior is still wierd.