Do you get laid all the time just by having a big dick?

[notthatguy]

It is not the size that will get you laid often, it is your ability to make women tell their friends about the best fuck they ever had.

Average guy here with tons of women wanting to experience their first multiple orgasm.

 

[swimmersox]

Nope. I have to go through all the flirting and wooing like everybody else. Once the big reveal happens, though, I suspect that my size (big though not massive) may have had an effect in keeping them around. (That and my wit and charm, of course...)

 

[nailz]

I should know better than to click on the galleries (I was bored), but I did and just saw a terrifyingly mutilated injected/pumped penis that the owner seems quite proud of (you really shouldn't click that link)

In a decent relationship a partner will care about you, not the size of your penis.
I would never break up with someone over their penis but in this case I'd make an exception: I would never let something unnatural like that anywhere near me. PLEASE do not mutilate yourselves (or in the case of the OP please do not mutilate yourself any further) because I can guarantee that that is not impressing any women.

I don't usually make negative comments about how people look, but if you choose to modify yourself in this way and post it all over the net for the world to see then you should expect some criticism.

 

[AlteredEgo]

I should know better than to click on the galleries (I was bored), but I did and just saw a terrifyingly mutilated injected/pumped penis that the owner seems quite proud of (you really shouldn't click that link)

I will spare some of you. It looks like a purple dinosaur. Really, don't click.

 

[nailz]

I will spare some of you. It looks like a purple dinosaur. Really, don't click.

Thanks, now I'll never look at Barney the same way again

 

[hello-apollo]

Nope. In fact I'd say I get laid less than a lot of people on here. It has to do with personality more than anything. Your cock size will only help you if your partner is into it. I've been held back because of my size just as much as it's helped me.

 

[AlteredEgo]

Thanks, now I'll never look at Barney the same way again

LOL. Am I wrong though? Tell me those keloids don't remind you of a triceratops. And... it is purple. Now, I could see that appealing to a very particular niche. I'm not a member of that group.

 

[Nosuportneeded]

Whoa

 

[AlteredEgo]

Whoa

You looked, didn't you?

 

[Nosuportneeded]

You looked, didn't you?

I was looking at the wrong profile at first. Then I clicked nailz's link! I totally looked. I was always gonna look. People say don't look. I'm looking. I wanna see some shit--and that did not disappoint.

 

[Notaes]

No I wish I did! I fuck my wife everytime I can but I could fuck night and day. It's all I think about is fucking s pussy and eating pussy! Help!

 

[AlteredEgo]

I was looking at the wrong profile at first. Then I clicked nailz's link! I totally looked. I was always gonna look. People say don't look. I'm looking. I wanna see some shit--and that did not disappoint.

I haven't been shocked in a long time. That photo is shocking.

 

[Nosuportneeded]

I haven't been shocked in a long time. That photo is shocking.

Purple Dino is accurate. Reptilian keloids? perhaps.

 

[Beedie Tijii]

I looked too, and now the back of my mouth and throat feels like it will never feel clean again.

I have to imagine that that much scarring and disfigurement would seriously and irreversibly damage the sensation in the nerve endings.

Thanks, @nailz. I'm gonna have to spend some time looking at your (rather more pleasant) gallery just to get over that!

 

[xnxxxv]

I should know better than to click on the galleries (I was bored), but I did and just saw a terrifyingly mutilated injected/pumped penis that the owner seems quite proud of (you really shouldn't click that link)

In a decent relationship a partner will care about you, not the size of your penis.
I would never break up with someone over their penis but in this case I'd make an exception: I would never let something unnatural like that anywhere near me. PLEASE do not mutilate yourselves (or in the case of the OP please do not mutilate yourself any further) because I can guarantee that that is not impressing any women.

I don't usually make negative comments about how people look, but if you choose to modify yourself in this way and post it all over the net for the world to see then you should expect some criticism.

I knew looking would be a bad Idea but my natural curiosity overrode the rational thought to listen to your warning

 

[Ocine]

In real life I doubt

On the net, there alot of girls when i flash saying they would like to meet me ... but since they live generaly far from me (except one) its impossible to verify if they was serious or just saying that because of the moment and situation

But yeah you should keep your money for give them a restaurant or some shoes, you will have better chance

 

[AlteredEgo]

I'm worried that this is turning mean. For my part, I'm going to try to be happy for that guy. It's what he wants. It's his modification, and he likes it. Good.

 

[farmerjohn1324]

I'm worried that this is turning mean. For my part, I'm going to try to be happy for that guy. It's what he wants. It's his modification, and he likes it. Good.

Who likes their modification?

 

[AlteredEgo]

Who likes their modification?

The guy with the spiky purple dick.

 

[Hatt_101]

Do the guys on here with really big ones get laid all the time with minimal effort?

I wish that was the case but no having a big Dick doesn't automatically make women want to have sex with you