Do you get toothpaste all over your face when you brush?

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So I'm a 25 year old guy. When I brush my teeth, the toothpaste stays in my mouth. Sure, maybe a little will get on my lip from the handle, but it's a very neat process.

But yesterday, as my girl was brushing her teeth, she was getting toothpaste all over, on her upper lip...lower lip...dribbling down her chin...she looked like a japansese fetish porn actress (what with her being chinese, I couldn't resist telling her so). It occurs to me that my last 3 girlfriends were also the same way...toothpaste everywhere.

Is this a woman thing, or an odd coincidence, or is it just everyone but me that's getting a fluoride bukkake?

...and yes I get that this probably isn't technically a woman's issue, but I figured it's better (and more fun) than asking what you think of my cock.
 
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Lol if I don't pay attention, I get it all over. :p

I'm anal about my teeth; so its like....a furious brushing. haha
 

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It's not a woman thing...it's just the women you date. :biggrin1:

I recently upgraded to an electric Oral B toothbrush and I do not get toothpaste all over my face. Even when I used a manual toothbrush or the Crest Spin Brush this was not an issue Sure occassionally I may occassionally get some toothpaste on my lips but it's not spraying everywhere or dripping down my chin.
 

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a new form of lubricant???

If you need oral lubricant, I'd have to imagine you're doing something terribly right, or terribly wrong.

It's not a woman thing...it's just the women you date. :biggrin1:

Hmmm, I wonder what the common bond here is. The last 3 women have had pretty much nothing in common...well other than me I guess.
 

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i keep it clean while getting the teeth clean. i've let the grill get a bit foamy just to kiss the boy and leave foam lip print. is fun and he's cute all faux cranky.

are ya girlies nerd girls? geekery leads to some odd personal habits. i get shampoo in my eye everyday. i think the shampoo horns might have something to do with it.

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i keep it clean while getting the teeth clean. i've let the grill get a bit foamy just to kiss the boy and leave foam lip print. is fun and he's cute all faux cranky.

are ya girlies nerd girls? geekery leads to some odd personal habits. i get shampoo in my eye everyday. i think the shampoo horns might have something to do with it.

ml

spaz girls rock.


Man, what I wouldn't give for a full on nerd-girl. I mean my girl is a med student...which requires a certain degree of dorkery, but I don't see playing amplitude (fuck guitar hero) nude anytime soon.
 

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i let it all out. i just put my head down over the sink so it runs down the drain and not my chin. :biggrin1: