So I'm a 25 year old guy. When I brush my teeth, the toothpaste stays in my mouth. Sure, maybe a little will get on my lip from the handle, but it's a very neat process. But yesterday, as my girl was brushing her teeth, she was getting toothpaste all over, on her upper lip...lower lip...dribbling down her chin...she looked like a japansese fetish porn actress (what with her being chinese, I couldn't resist telling her so). It occurs to me that my last 3 girlfriends were also the same way...toothpaste everywhere. Is this a woman thing, or an odd coincidence, or is it just everyone but me that's getting a fluoride bukkake? ...and yes I get that this probably isn't technically a woman's issue, but I figured it's better (and more fun) than asking what you think of my cock.