Man my ex got pissed when I was joking around with a few guys were talking about spanking Mr. Badmonkey.... I was like yup, every morning in the shower before work. She all like," in the shower??????" I'm all, yeah why not???? That's gross the kids bathe there.... I offered to save it so she could put it in her coffee on the morning..... She was not amused..... I siad I would easily trade for a bj every morning.... She was snot amused and a bit in sensed. A couple of the of the other wives telling us we were all gross. I pointed out the alternative could be just put out more..... Again not amused...... I then reminded her and in front of all our friends and neighbors who could generally hear our active and extremely healthy sex life, that she not only does she get a lot more sex than her friends, but by the tone of her screams and exclamations they weren't getting nearly as good of a daily dose of good dicking she was getting..... Then the other wives were not amused.... Then my friends were asking why I pointed that out. Well, Im out of the dog house now, so you can dig yourselves out of yours!!!!!? Long story short not only was she ok with shower habit, it wasn't uncommon after that she would get the with me in the morning. Well we lived in a town 24 miles from the city my jobs were in. I had a few years of speeding to work sometimes at over 90mph to not be late. Out marriage ended bad after 17.5 years. She is still hands down the best lover I've ever had. Chick loved to fuck.