I honestly think I hate Christmas. I will qualify that and say I hate American Christmas because I've spent Christmas in other countries and they don't seem to celebrate with the same vigor that Americans seem to. My top ten reasons that I hate Christmas:
10. Shopping and the presumption that I need to get everyone gifts.
10. Agree
9. The presumption that even if I declare that I'm not giving gifts, those who give me a gift deserve to get one back anyway.
9. Agree
8. Christmas songs - even if you really love the the tunes, why do the airwaves of every public space need to be flooded by them? This can include as a subcategory of special
Christmas albums by
celebrities.
8. Does the soundtrack to "Love Actually" count? Because i'm not ready to give that one up yet :wink: (i still play it, even a few years after the movie and when i'm feeling 'sappy' and sentimental...which is quite often actually.
7. Traffic around shopping centers (essentially all main thoroughfares) is horrible for a month. Do morons only drive during the weeks before Christmas?
7. No. Morons drive constantly...it's the influx of additional morons from neighbouring towns, cities, countries etc visiting friends and family that you're noticing
6. The guilt I'm to feel for not having the perfect
Norman Rockwell holiday with my parents, grandparents, wife and kids.
6. I feel emancipated from silly traditions honestly...my family can have them. That being said, I would,howeve, like to have someone to myself to share Christmas with quite honestly...someone who'll make all the madness a little more bearable, but until then, i guess i'll just have to grin and bear it.
5.
Romantic movies that make people feel like losers for not having found someone "special" in their life.
5. Oh my God, i've gotta go and see that...no seriously! I'm sorry but movies like that are the only reasons i look forward to Christmas. I usually attend a few family functions for brief moments (yes, much like a celebrity, i show up, sign a few autographs and leave inconspicuously) and sneak off to go and watch whatever romcom or Christmas'y' type movie is on or the latest Twilight installment...whatever.
4. Christmas parties...especially the ones that I don't want to attend but it will look bad if I don't go. I've held parties for the past 10 years, this year I quit.
5. Shit! Not again. We have a lift club for our staff members and every year, i don't get to drink as i always have to drive our inebriated yobs home and listen to how much they love everybody and really didn't mean any of the little 'nasties' that may or may not have done the rounds, courtesy of their loose tongues throughout the year... soooo looking forward to it this year
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3. Christmas cards - why bother? Most just sign their name after a pre-written Hallmark sentiment. That goes double for virus-inflicting e-cards.
3. Agreed...i'm still looking for that thoughtful "you're a douche-bag" hallmark card.
2. Christmas television commercials. Why the fuck do I need
White Diamonds perfume or a watch from
Kay Jewelers?
2. 'Dahling'... anybody who's anybody has White Diamonds...don't you know?
2. Christmas decorations - just because plastic
inflatable yard decorations are on sale at Walmart doesn't mean you have to buy them (all).
2. I don't do decorations. Period. (Which is not to say that my over-zealous family don't..............................)
1. Christmas and seasonal
sweaters. Ya I know tacky sweater parties were all a silly rage a few years ago...but we have all moved on...haven't we?
1. It's Summer here over the festive season...beach weather all December long...sweaters are a definite no-no!
I have nothing against spending quality "family time" with my siblings and parents, albeit brief on Christmas Day. I have no problem being
thankful for what I have in
life, but I'm annoyed with the Christmas ritual dogma that serves to make us all buy, give, listen, rush, eat, mail, and decorate ourselves into happiness...or at least an implied normalcy. And if you don't buy into it all, some people
really give you grief for it.
Is anyone else ready to fast-forward to New Years? Or...am I alone in setting myself to be visited by three ghosts tonight? Help me here - what is there to like about it anymore?
Just as long as i manage to get that movie in (Love & other drugs) i'm right there with you.:biggrin1:
Bah-humbug to Christmas.