Do you have a "Bar Name" ???

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Ladies,

When you're out at a bar and a creepy-type guy comes up and asks for your name... do you have a fake name (your bar name) that you use for that circumstance? For safety.

I've convinced my female friends to create one...
I always go by Andy.

Anyone else?
 

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No, I get too nervous to lie and blurt out my real name. They dont get my number though. If they keep pestering, an even toned ''fuck off, please'' with a forced smile usually does the trick and they shuffle off tail between their legs. I think it's the overt politeness that does it!
 

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Great idea! I'm not very secretive so I'm more apt to make him guess what my name is than give it out if he's a complete stranger. While he's guessing, I change the topic.

I have a friend who memorizes escort service phone numbers or other ridiculous things and gives those out if a guy is really bugging her for her number.
 

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what kind of bars do you people go that you need to have fake names? :confused:


Have you ever tried walking through a crowded gay bar with drunk and horny older men groping and staring at you?

Trust me, you;ll start devising little strategies and phrases as your arsenal/ protection.
 

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i don't need a club name anymore the tower o manhood next to me scares the unwanted away. the experience is new but i am kinda liking it.

in my free range club days i'd use what ever named popped into my head. i've been Lily a few times, paying love to Ms Munster and Mrs Lovegood. my real name is pretty uncommon so i should just stick with it. so sounds made up.

ml

sick'em baby..
 

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Gosh, I haven't used my bar name in years, but it was Pam.

what kind of bars do you people go that you need to have fake names? :confused:
I only needed it my freshman year at college in Virginia. I really don't recall using it after that.

Haha a guy I don't know at all came and nibbled my neck...he got the "fuck off, please" Typically my bar name is gerard
He nibbled, your neck? A complete stranger? :yuck:

 

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Have you ever tried walking through a crowded gay bar with drunk and horny older men groping and staring at you?

Trust me, you;ll start devising little strategies and phrases as your arsenal/ protection.

Usually it's the drunk, vapid, mindless, young, shallow twinks who grope and stare at me especially if I'm in uniform. I get so tired of pushing them down and walking on them like the tragic eggshells of life that they are.

I usually say, "My name's George. I'm always up late. Call anytime." I then hand them a card with the switchboard number at the White House.

Guess I'll have to change it to Barack now.

Oh, yeah, jjsjr, want my number or have I already given you my card?
 

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No thanks....
I don't take cards.

Anyone who brings their cards to the bar just wants to flash their ego at anyone who'd be shallow enough to believe it.

But I appreciate the gesture.

What kind of dives do you go to that don't have bar cards, not pre-printed business cards? :eek: Writing on a matchbook is just so de classe.
 

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My real name is unusual so stalkers could find me too easily if I used it. My bar name is the same name as I tell people I meet on AFF or even POF at first - Kay. Kay is actually a nickname for me and I was called that some in college too.
 
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spike(r)? *

Isn't this a bar? I have it on good authority that it is. Two bits to the first to know who's made this claim (i.e. that this is a bar).







*Guess why.:biggrin1: