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Discussion in 'Sex With a Large Penis' started by Smooth88, Dec 27, 2009.
Example mine is: If you don't cum I didn't do my job.
What about you guys and gals?
mine is, i don't cum until YOU cum...
Me and my brother's motto. Sex is like air. It's not important unless you're not getting any.
And my friends dumb personal motto. I just love virgins man, they're like pringles! Once you pop you can't stop!
OMG - I love this!!!!! So very very true!
Crack is wack. So is sex !!!
your only as good as your partner
When in doubt whip it out
There was a fast food restaurant that had a commercial about one of their burgers. I think the name of the chain was Carl's Jr. I took the motto and applied it to eating a very wet pussy (which is my favorite): "If it doesn't get all over the place - it doesn't belong in your face!"
I like that.
The more the merrier.
If it bleeds, IT BREEDS!
If it bleeds, fuck it.... if it does not bleed, fuck it till it does. :biggrin1:
'If your cock is not a rock you are probably too stoned'
treat her like a postage stamp...lick it and stick it!
I like that one
No Animals, Kids, or Dead People
"More Human than Human"
When in doubt, whip it out.
:rofl: I like that one. :wink:
:yikes: Eeew, I no likey that one! :no: Sounds brutal, not to mention messy. :yuck:
LOL I can live with that. :naughty:
On the surface that sounds great; but sometimes I can have REALLY GREAT SEX and not cum. If he keeps pounding me it gets annoying and I get dry. :irked:
Mine is SPERM IS A TERRIBLE THING TO WASTE!
No, no mottos.