Do you have a sexual motto?

[Smooth88]

Example mine is: If you don't cum I didn't do my job.

What about you guys and gals?

 

[killerb]

mine is, i don't cum until YOU cum...

 

[D_Bodacious Appetite]

Me and my brother's motto. Sex is like air. It's not important unless you're not getting any.

And my friends dumb personal motto. I just love virgins man, they're like pringles! Once you pop you can't stop!

 

[badgirl22]

Me and my brother's motto. Sex is like air. It's not important unless you're not getting any.

OMG - I love this!!!!! So very very true!

 

[avg_joe]

Crack is wack. So is sex !!!

 

[Fanuc]

your only as good as your partner

 

[finsuptx]

Fuck it

 

[AlextheRedhead]

When in doubt whip it out

 

[simbablk]

There was a fast food restaurant that had a commercial about one of their burgers. I think the name of the chain was Carl's Jr. I took the motto and applied it to eating a very wet pussy (which is my favorite): "If it doesn't get all over the place - it doesn't belong in your face!"

I like that.

 

[BigDallasDick8x6]

The more the merrier.

 

[B_stanmarsh14]

If it bleeds, IT BREEDS!

If it bleeds, fuck it.... if it does not bleed, fuck it till it does. :biggrin1:

 

[mitchymo]

'If your cock is not a rock you are probably too stoned'

 

[likitisplit]

treat her like a postage stamp...lick it and stick it!

 

[D_Bodacious Appetite]

treat her like a postage stamp...lick it and stick it!

I like that one

 

[uncutguy37]

No Animals, Kids, or Dead People

 

[Gain on 10]

"More Human than Human"

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

When in doubt, whip it out.

 

[Principessa]

treat her like a postage stamp...lick it and stick it!

:rofl: I like that one. :wink:

If it bleeds, IT BREEDS!

If it bleeds, fuck it.... if it does not bleed, fuck it till it does. :biggrin1:

:yikes: Eeew, I no likey that one! :no: Sounds brutal, not to mention messy. :yuck:

There was a fast food restaurant that had a commercial about one of their burgers. I think the name of the chain was Carl's Jr. I took the motto and applied it to eating a very wet pussy (which is my favorite): "If it doesn't get all over the place - it doesn't belong in your face!"

I like that.

LOL I can live with that. :naughty:

mine is, i don't cum until YOU cum...

On the surface that sounds great; but sometimes I can have REALLY GREAT SEX and not cum. If he keeps pounding me it gets annoying and I get dry. :irked:

 

[deleted32404]

Mine is SPERM IS A TERRIBLE THING TO WASTE!

 

[b.c.]

No, no mottos.