Do you have a sexual motto?

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  1. Smooth88

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    Example mine is: If you don't cum I didn't do my job.

    What about you guys and gals?
     
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    mine is, i don't cum until YOU cum...:cool:
     
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    Me and my brother's motto. Sex is like air. It's not important unless you're not getting any.

    And my friends dumb personal motto. I just love virgins man, they're like pringles! Once you pop you can't stop!
     
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    OMG - I love this!!!!! So very very true!
     
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    Crack is wack. So is sex !!!
     
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    your only as good as your partner
     
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    Fuck it
     
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    When in doubt whip it out
     
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    There was a fast food restaurant that had a commercial about one of their burgers. I think the name of the chain was Carl's Jr. I took the motto and applied it to eating a very wet pussy (which is my favorite): "If it doesn't get all over the place - it doesn't belong in your face!"

    I like that.
     
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    The more the merrier.
     
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    If it bleeds, IT BREEDS!

    If it bleeds, fuck it.... if it does not bleed, fuck it till it does. :biggrin1:
     
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    treat her like a postage stamp...lick it and stick it!
     
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    I like that one
     
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    When in doubt, whip it out.
     
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    :rofl: I like that one. :wink:



    :yikes: Eeew, I no likey that one! :no: Sounds brutal, not to mention messy. :yuck:

    LOL I can live with that. :naughty:

    On the surface that sounds great; but sometimes I can have REALLY GREAT SEX and not cum. If he keeps pounding me it gets annoying and I get dry. :irked:

     
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    Mine is SPERM IS A TERRIBLE THING TO WASTE!
     
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    No, no mottos.
     
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