Do you have a sexual motto?

[captain garbonzo]

There comes a point in relationships where people have to ask themselves: Is the screwing you're getting worth the screwing you're getting?

Life's too short; fuck 'em all!

A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.

 

[B_Yoselin]

The penis longest that I (personally) have seen was that of my cousin that I saw when he out nake of bathroom and his long flacid-penis hangs up to coming to half of his thigh... He does not know that I observe him; time later, speaking I with his ex-girlfriend, she confessed to me, that penis of him measures 9,66 inches-long and in erection it measures 14,4 inches-long. NOTE: I only saw penis of him in soft-state (flacid).

Example mine is: If you don't cum I didn't do my job.

What about you guys and gals?

 

[D_Bodacious Appetite]

The penis longest that I (personally) have seen was that of my cousin that I saw when he out nake of bathroom and his long flacid-penis hangs up to coming to half of his thigh... He does not know that I observe him; time later, speaking I with his ex-girlfriend, she confessed to me, that penis of him measures 9,66 inches-long and in erection it measures 14,4 inches-long. NOTE: I only saw penis of him in soft-state (flacid).

....lol wut?

 

[flame boy]

My sexual motto:

"Sure, why not"

 

[Cinder Blocks]

The messier the better.

 

[eyescream]

"...baby when it's love if its not rough it isn't fun..." (Poker Face).

 

[Absolutfun]

Fuck me like you mean it!

Harder, faster, deeper!

 

[Smooth88]

There comes a point in relationships where people have to ask themselves: Is the screwing you're getting worth the screwing you're getting?

Life's too short; fuck 'em all!

A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.

WTF!!!

 

[Iceman2215]

....lol wut?

LMFAO!!!

Not a motto but a very true aylagy!!!

The 'MUFF DIVE' starts like a butterfly going down on a petal........and ends up like a bulldog eating porridge!!!!:biggrin1:

 

[nmf9in]

I always say (and usually get some laughs & a fistbump) "A blowjob is a win-win deal. We guys always need one & you girls can always use the practice!"

 

[Dr_Fate]

Anything's negotiable

 

[eyescream]

Anything's negotiable

Haha, this could possibly be my new favourite.

 

[Titsdude21]

wrap it before you tap it!

 

[Sergeant_Torpedo]

folie de grandeur et folie de doute

 

[D_Czarova Zucchini]

Sex is kinda like pizza. When it's bad, it's still pretty good

 

[vergax]

"In threasomes, I have a one dick rule..mine"

 

[SilverTrain]

No motto, but I do have a nifty secret handshake.

 

[psguy64]

Someone has got to quote a line from Mae West.

 

[Endued]

This is going to hurt you more than it hurts me.

 

[D_Andreas Sukov]

no survivors....