Do you hide your bulge?

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I neither try to hide nor bring accenting to. People who look for it will see it. Those who don't won't look. So I just go with the flow.
 
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Yes, It`s worst than that, I was cycling along a rural cycle path and this mature woman stopped me and said " You cannot wear them " I replied, " What my Speedo trunks, Why ? " She snarled, " I can see the bulge of your balls and penis, If I had my way I would castrate you ! " Well what about showing off your big boob clevage ? I then quickly sped off as she snarled " I am going to twist and pull your pervert balls off !

It seems to me that woman had multiple problems unrelated to your bulge. First, she seems to think she has a right to stop random people going about their lawful business just because she doesn't like something about them. Second, she seems to think she's some sort of arbiter of what is or isn't appropriate attire for a given situation. Third, She set herself up as judge, jury, and executioner for your offence which exists only in her mind.

This strikes me as severe reality disconnection and we haven't even gotten to your bulge yet, lol.
 

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Yes, It`s worst than that, I was cycling along a rural cycle path and this mature woman stopped me and said " You cannot wear them " I replied, " What my Speedo trunks, Why ? " She snarled, " I can see the bulge of your balls and penis, If I had my way I would castrate you ! " Well what about showing off your big boob clevage ? I then quickly sped off as she snarled " I am going to twist and pull your pervert balls off !

What a psycho bitch.
 

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Yes, It`s worst than that, I was cycling along a rural cycle path and this mature woman stopped me and said " You cannot wear them " I replied, " What my Speedo trunks, Why ? " She snarled, " I can see the bulge of your balls and penis, If I had my way I would castrate you ! " Well what about showing off your big boob clevage ? I then quickly sped off as she snarled " I am going to twist and pull your pervert balls off !
Well, there’s what you call an encounter with a psycho. WTF? Why should people get so offended with other people’s natural features?!
 

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UNDER ARMOR GULF PANTS
It was my buddies birthday on a Wednesday and we went out for one to many drinks that night. I woke up for work the next day and realized that I had not done laundry. I quickly showered and put on a polo shirt and khakis colored Under Armor gulf pants without underwear. All men naturally have a bulge. Before lunch I was asked to report to my bosses office. That is where I had the most awkward conversation about wardrobe choices and gulf pants were more of a business casual look. I will never free ball at work again! I knew exactly what they were talking about. I untucked my shirt and covered myself up. Love those pants though! Super comfortable!
 
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