First of all, I'm jealous of all you show-ers, because I'm a grow-er. Not sure why I would prefer to show more; grass is always greener.
Anyhow, I was recently alone in my apartment w/ my roommate's boyfriend. He was prancing around with these tight, short-shorts, and he was all "look at me, look at me."
So I was getting out of the shower and he just happened to be coming out of my roommate's room at that very moment, obviously a little curious, so I figured, fuck it; time to turn the tables. I "accidentally" left the door to my room open a little bit and took my towel off. I stroked it a bit, 'cause as I said, I'm a grower. And I waited for him to happen by. LOL!!