Do you include the curve when you measure?

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  1. LemacST

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    I know I'm not the only one with a curve. You can barely even tell that I have one from my pics, anyway, but including it or not does alter the outcome of my penis length by a half inch. I could imagine it being a lot more with some of the curves I've seen on here.
     
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    if you want to meaure the curve you have to know calculus
     
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    I just kinda straighten my dick out...
     
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    I've always wondered that...if I leave it curved its between 7-8, but if I stretch it out, its about 9 or more....Mine curves down quite a bit....so which do I count it; curved, or straight?
     
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    Straighten it out. What counts is how much you can stick into someone.
     
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    That's what I assumed.
    Hmm.
    Also another thing is that when I'm on hard, those ligaments at the very base dont let the ruler sit flat on all of my penis. Kinda makes it into a slope thing. If I push in (which I assume would be "bone pressed") it hurts. Maybe bone-pressing is done in the fat right after that, idk. If I measure from the top but on the side kinda (still only measuring on top, not the "side" as in between the top and bottom sides of my cock), I don't touch the ligaments so it's flattened out and it's a bit over 6 1/2". But sometimes I feel this is cheating, so idk. Basically the absolute max I can get out of my cock including what I wouldn't be able to get due to faults in the "traditional" way is maybe 6 3/4". I can get over 7" by measuring the bottom side, but that's cheating!

    Wow I waste wayyy too much time measuring my pretty, medium penis!
     
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    Just parameterize your dick's curve by x(t), y(t) and z(t) from t=a to t=b, then take the integral from a to b of

    [ x'(t)^2 + y'(t)^2 + z'(t)^2 ]^(1/2) dt
     
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    Or use a tape measure instead of a ruler, and you can drape it around the curve!
     
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    Yes, I do. It is cheating and yields an unreal measurement, but I do it anyway. Plus I also exaggerate.
     
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    so are a and b the starting and ending points of your dicks curve?
     
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    I actually thought about this subject the other day when I was getting ready to eat a curved banana (don't ask why). I found that you can get around this by using a stray piece of string laying around to measure along the curve and just measure the bit of string that you do use.
     
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    The point in space (x(a),y(a),z(a)) is the start of your dick and the point (x(b),y(b),z(b)) is the end of your dick. The variable t just parameterizes the point as it travels along the curve of your dick. So as t increases from t=a to t=b, (x(t),y(t),z(t)) traces out your dick's curve. :biggrin1:
     
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    I cant do multivariable, is there a 2 dimensional way of measuring it?
     
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    I measure the curve because my penis is a spiral
     
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    I think its only fair to stretch it out if it makes it longer....Everyone with a straight dick measures it obviously while its straight, and if I can straighten mine out, I think I start measuring it that way.
     
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    i think you should use a soft measuring tape, thats what i use and my dick is really bendie. it bends downwards and to the left.
     
  17. D_Geffarde Phartsmeller

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    Yeah just straighten it and measure. Or lay one of those plastic, fabric tape measures over it if you have one. Fabric as in that's what it's used for. Not some sort of plastic-fabric hybrid material. It's not like the curve gets excluded when you're splitting open a tight pussy.
     
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    :wink:

    HugoB is my type of guy...:biggrin1:. Awesome.

    Cheers mate!
     
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    Hugo is a tight guy. And yeah, I lay it flat and push it down on the top so it straightens. Not that I measure often. I've been interested in my dimensions at a couple points throughout my life, but that's it.
     
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