Do you know what a "chode" is?

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  1. Donk

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    I recently came across a new (to me) term--"chode." I Googled it and learned it means a penis wider than it is long.

    (The definitions I saw used the word "wider", I wonder if they really meant "thicker," which seems more realistic. Either way, my penis is definitely not a chode, being about 8"-9" longer than it is wide and 4-5" inches longer than it is around.)

    Anyway, I just got curious if this is a widely known word. Maybe it is, but only among those younger (or older?) than me. Anyway, if anyone just wants to comment on whether you have ever heard of the word "chode" before that would be, as the kids say these days, groovy.
     
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    My grandpa chode me regularly for forgetting my chores.
     
  3. Imported

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    NineInchCock_160IQ: The most popular definition of a choad is a penis that is wider than it is long. I am also assuming that this means thicker around than it is long, but the only definition I could find is "wider than it is long". Second most popular definition is the area between a man's scrotum and anus, but I think this is properly referred to as a gooch. Possible origin of the word is in Bengali/Hindi/Punjab dialects where it means something similar to "fuck". Probably brought over to Britian as slang and eventually floated across the Atlantic. Only place I've heard it used personally is on South Park.

    Stan (dressed as Raggity Andy on Halloween): "oh man, now I'm going to feel like a total choad"

    Cartman (sympathetically): "awww Stan... maybe that's just because you *look* like a total choad"
     
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    Never heard of it...Funny though - couldn't imagine...
     
  5. Knight

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    I also thought a chode was as thick as it is long (eg 6x6)...

    I was in a chatroom once (a respectable one ;)) and said my penis was 8" long and 6" around, most people didn't believe me etc and someone came out with "hey this guy's two inches off a chode" hehe. It was the girth they had trouble believing...
     
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    The first time I "choad" my wife my cock, she had a deep impression.

    :p

    She keeps having deep impressions even now. And she has "choad" me a few things that were as deep as they were wide. :eek:



    According to the definition, I'm not a choad either.

    Don't know if I would like that as well as how I'm built.

    Buff

    :wub:
     
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    hahahaa when I was growing up, everyone used that word.

    They would be like, "You're such a chode," or "You chode."

    I never knew what it meant.
     
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    I was always under the assumption choad was the spot between your balls and your hole... CKY (Jackass) yelled out something like "I burnt my fucking choad, man!" when he stuck a firecracker up his ass. I always say to my friends; lick my choad... but I could be wrong. If it's the other definition, i'm an estimated inch off of choada.
     
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    Nah, the area between the sac and the ass is taint. Taint ass and it taint balls.
     
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    That's friggin' hilarious. I'll have to use that, paps.
     
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    Ok I did know about the Taint thing - have heard that a couple of times...
     
  12. jonb

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    I've heard choad used to describe two things:

    1) the perineum
    2) a penis where the circumference is greater than the length

    Choad's used a lot on alt.tasteless; it probably entered the English language during the British Raj, but I can find uses back to the 60s.
     
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    I have heard thexpression, tho I admit I must've read the wrong stories in PENTHOUSE when I was younger, on account of, I thought choad also meant to have described a man's cumshot. Huh, things you find much later in life.
     
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    I haven't heard the term used before... Maybe it has something to do with the fact that I have yet to come across one (no pun intended)...
     
  15. Donk

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    I did also encounter this definition (as well as the two spellings "chode" and "choad") in my "research" on the topic. And I'm guessing this is the definition most people have in mind when saying things like "I burnt my chode" or "You're such a chode." The freakishly thick penis definition seemed to pop up more often though, and it was clearly the meaning intended in the context where I first encountered the word.

    "The more you know . . . ."
     
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    Never heard it before, but Ive heard the area between your butt and balls refered to as your "nettle". :blink:
     
  17. jonb

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    That's supposed to be:

    The more you know ==*
     
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