Do you lie to get your way?

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    Do you engage in the act of lying and finger pointing and manipulating to get your way? To me I do all my lying in bed, on my back that is. Others, seem to get quite carried away with thinking they can manipulate other, pattern of thinking. I find it funny. I trust in allowing others the freedom to judge for themselves. Have you ever had a liar think they can fill their own egos by telling tall tales about you? How hilarious of a situation have you found yourself in by being victimized by someones tales of woe. Did it really bother you are were you able to let it roll off your back?
     
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    I used to be reallllyyy scary good at manipulating people to get what I wanted. But that never really happened in real life, just on the internet. But I would never lie to get my own way, or to get something from someone.
     
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    I only lie when I tell the ticket seller at the movies that I'm under 12 years old.

    Sometimes I get caught.
     
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    I lie down for a good tie but that's bout it. I'm too scared of karma! That bitch is vengefull.
     
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    by the way you have a beatuiful pussy! one of the prettiest pink slits I've ever seen.
     
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    Yes, and my favorite lies are those of omission. When I lived with and helped care for my 80+ father for a couple of years of his life we'd go to restaurants and buffets in casinos in Vegas, Reno, Elko, Wendover (Bendover for those of you near the Ewetaw/Nebada State Line). I'm almost an exact clone of my father (and proud of it) and had the same premature gray/balding hair. Whenever I prepaid for the buffets or the waiters finally brought the bill they inevitably gave us both the Senior Discount -- even though I wasn't even close to being 50, let alone 55 years-old.

    Unfortunately, Argentina doesn't recognize my AARP membership card.
     
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    I suppose you're talking about me? Thanks :tongue:
     
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    No, I have never found it necessary to lie to get my own way. Since I am such a sweet, frail, and delicate flower of a woman people usually just give me things I don't have to ask. :smile:
     
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    Only to get the seniors discount
     
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    The truth is out. njq466 is actually Blanche Dubois!:eek:
     
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    I have always depended upon the kindness of strangers. :cool:
     
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    Age doesn't count so you have one free ticket.
     
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