D_Martin van Burden
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Funny thing happened lately. Went to a party on Friday night after hitting up one of my favorite downtown pubs. Helped myself to a couple of beers while talking with different people, and these two white guys were talking to a girl about different nationalities and penis size. One guy was pretty silent while the other guy -- a pale, somewhat tall, skinny white dude was saying that he turned out packin' pretty well being half-Irish and half-German. I turned to him and said something about the "Irish Curse," and we both laughed; he leaned in and whispered somethin' about, "I'm like 8-8.5 long and I think that's damn good for a white guy." I told him that it was and said my own size.
Anyway, he kept on repeating how proud he is of his stuff, and several beers and a late night trip to the greasy spoon later, I got tired of him saying it so much (and he kept repeating stuff all night -- asking me where I'm from several times, what program I'm in, blah blah) so I told him to go ahead and prove it.
He was too hammered to get it hard. What he pulled out soft (5" or so, kinda skinny) was decent, so he probably grew to eight no prob. And being the exhibitionist, yeah, my dick is at its best in those show off situations so I got between semi and hard and he said I wasn't lying about my claims. Tucked 'em away, end of story.
Anyway, he kept on repeating how proud he is of his stuff, and several beers and a late night trip to the greasy spoon later, I got tired of him saying it so much (and he kept repeating stuff all night -- asking me where I'm from several times, what program I'm in, blah blah) so I told him to go ahead and prove it.
He was too hammered to get it hard. What he pulled out soft (5" or so, kinda skinny) was decent, so he probably grew to eight no prob. And being the exhibitionist, yeah, my dick is at its best in those show off situations so I got between semi and hard and he said I wasn't lying about my claims. Tucked 'em away, end of story.