Do you like your dick?

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I am big enough to be familiar with the downsides, and I know that mine must be somewhat above the ideal size both in length and calibre; but in view of the intense pleasure he dishes out it would seem churlish to award him anything less than a 10.

But the drawbacks have to be faced. To describe him as "high maintenance" would be an understatement; worse still, to this day I haven't found the control panel, or even the off switch.
 

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I've given mine a 1, because he's a bad boy and won't behave.
 

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Originally posted by DoubleMeatWhopper+Mar 31 2005, 02:53 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DoubleMeatWhopper &#064; Mar 31 2005, 02:53 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-EFH33@Mar 30 2005, 08:39 PM
How could anyone not give their own penis a 10?

I like my cock: I really, really do&#33; But I don&#39;t think it&#39;s perfect in its proportions. If it were 1" less in circumference, I would&#39;ve awarded it a 10.
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Well, even though I&#39;ve never seen it you can bet your life that it gets a 10 in my book babe simply because it is attached to you. :wub:
 
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NelsonMuntz84: I think mine is pretty much okay, maybe a bit to thick at times but I&#39;ve never had any serious problems with it, and always got nice comments. Its a nice length, I dont think I can moan about it, it tends to look quite good when hard I like to think, well as nice as a penis does&#33; :lol: