Do You Masturbate? (How Often, Techinique)

[D_Martin van Burden]

Yeah, a big precummer here too (to the extent that if I'm messing around, I'll inevitably soak my inner leg or wherever it's pointed) -- I'd rather use my own natural lube than depend on lotion or anything like that.

Funny thing I should say that... whenever I receive blowjobs, I hate it when they get sloppy and try to soak the thing in spit. Makes it harder to get a good grip with the mouth (and throat), not teeth!

 

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blak9: What?! Sloppy blowjobs are the best kind. The more spit the better.

 

[D_Martin van Burden]

Hey, to each his own. The way I see it, though, the one preoccupied with sucking me off is so worried about lathering it up in spit, that s/he isn't too concerned with actually locking lips around it and giving it attention.

Heh heh, if I wanted someone to drool on it... (You know, I'm just gonna leave that would-be punchline alone. I can't end that joke tastefully.)

 

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

You know, there is another way to phrase the question "Do you masturbate?" You could just ask, "Are you a man? ... same thing! 8)

 

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hungcuriousNC: I jack off everyday. I'm right handed but I learned a long time ago that if you change hands, it's just like having someone else jack you off. Thus, I became ambidextrous. I can jack off like normal with my right hand gripping my cock and pumping it. I like it that way, but my favorite routine is using my left hand. I grip my cock in the opposite manner. You know.... when you jack off the regular way, your dick enters your fist by your pinky, well I like to jack off with my dick entering my fist between my forefinger and thumb. Gives a lot more sensation with my head rubbing my palm.

I know that there are different strokes for different folks, but this technique gives your dick a full sensation. Your forefinger and thumb stays wrapped around the base (so if you like to get off at the base it feels good) and if you're more easy to get off by sensation at the head, then your fingers are sliding on and off it.

I tyically jack off w/out lube. BUT sometimes I'll break out my bottle of wet and slightly lube it up. The extra sensation of slipping and sliding really gets me going and I'll shoot off in a heartbeat. I've shown friends my technique and they really like it too. Try it out and give me some feedback.

My all-time record for jacking off was 14 times in 3 days (increments of 4,6,4). LOL. I was out of work for that time period with a pulled muscle in my back. What else was I to do for 3 days?

 

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hungone: Almost every day. If I know I am going to be having sex - I won't j/o for a few days before......like to save it up - and have a bigger orgasm.

I am cut - and need to use lube.

 

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Finedessert: From the Playboy Advisor

Question:

Has the Internet increased the amount of times that the average male masturbates? J.A. Dallas, Texas

Answer:

No, but it has increased the amount of times the average male masturbates in front of his computer.

Grandpa

 

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Buzzer: I jerk off at least twice a day in addition to any sex I have. I always jerk off in the shower in the morning, and always jerk off using porn on the computer. I get erections all day long, so I really have no choice.

 

[jonb]

Well, Fine Dessert, remind me to tell you about a site I found on Portal of Evil. (Oh, this page is on POE too.)

http://asciipr0n.com

And another one from POE:

http://ljudmila.org/~vuk/ascii/deep.html

The bottom one is Deep Throat, or I should say D33p 7hr047. LOL He must have a lot of time on his hands to convert every frame to ASCII. LOL

For those who don't know, POE shows some of the weirdest, saddest (I think penis paper dolls counts as sad.) craziest (Wait'll you see the Bible/Chrono Trigger comparison.) and otherwise unusual sites on the Net.

 

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Finedessert: JONB: If your trying to give me a headache, You Succeeded.

Grandpa

 

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JpTR19: I usaully jo once a day. I like to do it before bed. It relaxes me from my day and puts me to sleep. I am right handed but I love jo with my left hand. I am cut and I do not use lube i like the feeling with otu luve

 

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hung: At least once a week. Currently in a very satisfying relationship. However the weekly masturbation session is a real turn on in as much as I am solo and can experiment, etc. I am a natural, uncut and enjoy no prep time, but to simply respond to an erection in a very timely manner. Usually one handed while playing with other body parts with the other hand.

 

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thefrench_h: Yes !

From 0 to 5 times a day

I'm using an old recipe : hand(s), foreskin and precum

 

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tenntugger: I j/o once a day weather I am in a relationship or not. Usually don't uses lube, but do for something different.

I am also pierced, so to make it different I take my jewlery out and it feels totally different.

I love my peirced cock!

 

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Danielone: well i wank 4 times every week ,but my record is 6 in one day
i have a very good ejaculation too ! :

 

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felipe: Before my circumcision I rarely jerked off as it was too painful. Now, I am cut and it feels like a new dick...so I am wanking almost once a day....great feeling too...different as I have to grip my dick lower down the shaft and not the glans as I did when I was uncut.

 

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blak9: I noticed that whenever I jack off to the point of ejaculation, I tense up and end up having to crack my neck. Such a great feeling of relief and relaxation! Anybody else have strange habits?

 

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magnum: When I'm single I go for 3-5 times a day, but now that I'm in a relationship I'm down to twice a day and nightly sex.

Think the most I've done it in a day is 7 times, though I've never really made an effort to see how many times I could in 24hrs.

 

[jonb]

You're not the only one, blak9. When I'm standing up, I bend my knees and lean back. My GF says it looks like a cannon.

Oh, and a trick if you're going to be away from your SO for a while: Make a video of yourself masturbating for her. I always keep one on hand (no pun intended) for her in case I'm in the hospital.

 

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Finedessert: JONB: Why does she lick the screen?

Grandpa