Do you measure your men's manhood

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I've known a couple of girls who have decided they needed to know for them selves. Best come one I ever got tho was a this metal head who came up and started flirting with me at my locker and it seemed really weird "she never actually never talked to me" I was friends with her friends. All of a sudden she lifts up her hand and is holding two condoms in her hand and says "give me a call sometime" # was on the condom in sharpie. I pick the XL instinctively and say yeah for sure. (her pulling out two condoms had got me rock hard). I turn to my locker as she walks away throwing massive sway into her walk. I notice the girl I was good friends with at her locker smiling and giggling when she gets up to her. I try not to make it obvious that I was watching and try and shoo my best friend away as hes freaking out at the pornesque display he just witnessed. They were clearly talking about me and she pulled out the smaller condom and showed to my friend. the bell rang a so I started to get ready knowing I had to go to gym and change with my raging rod throbbing red. just than I hear Lorne! and turn and the little rocker is next to me again and shes like um hear take this. and hands me a paper with her # on it. I ask why shes giving it to me again and she says cause I dont want you to loose it after. She grabs the condom from my locker shelf and starts pulling down the hall into the girls bathroom bathroom. This must have been a sight as she was barely 5 foot tall and stacked like a forklift. She had my shirt off exposing my top half of my dick. She swears and practically tears it from my pants and says I certainly wasnt lieing with my choice of rubbers She does the old teeth tear and spit and has my covered in seconds. Next thing I know Im holding her in the air Fucking the shit out of her. She grabbed a pipe and pulled her self off me and yanked the condom of me like an old nilon, and jerks me to an end in her mouth. I fill her mouth(it had been a real slow couple of months) made her cough, but she swallowed it. She was the first girl to intentionally swallow my gunk. Seeing her do that almost stiffened me for another round. She said that was great and tapped my balls like signalling me to be on my way. Every now and than I'd find a condom slipped into my locker with a time on it. I'd meet her in the bathroom and we'd fuck like rabbits. Best one I ever had with her was when we didn't even go to the lil girls room she just pulled me out infront of my locker and measured me using my art ruler and than we fucked right there. I blew half my load on my best friends locker door and he thought someone threw pudding on it.
 

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I've had a few women actually measure. The latest one probably being the hottest. My girlfriend is finishing her nursing degree. We were laying in bed and she was reviewing for a urology test. She told me the text said that the average penis was between four and six inches erect. She then asked if I'd ever actually measured mine. I told her I had, but that a good nurse would take her own data. ;-)

She got a cloth tape from her sewing kit she had in the closest and stroked me up. When she started to measure me along the bottom, I told her the right way to do it was along the top side. I showed her that I was just under 8 stem to stern on the topside and a tad over 9 on the bottom. She told me her ex had measured his for her one time, but that he had used the bottom measurement to get six inches.

The next day she told me that the class got a little unruly when the topic came up. When the instuctor mentioned the data, one of the girls said "but then why do they all say they have one eight inches?" and all the girls laughed. My girl said she thought "Well, I've got one." It was all pretty comical.
 

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Just ran into this within the last 24 hours.
Needed to get a massage to help with my back. Went in full hour ($72+taxes... yes, it's a registered place, legal, not a rub-and-tug)
Male masseur had to leave after the first 1/2 hour, and handed me off to a female masseuse. (She was better, able to penetrate deeper, and go the back unlocked). Anywayws, one of those "embarassing situations" on the massage table occured, and she noticed.
One thing led to another, spent a few hours at her place, and met her room-mate (I was DAMN!!! Women come in that size??? (4'9"), and stacked?) It was more of a freak-show (didn't get laied)...
She introduced me to a procedure called "Manual release"
They were guessing that I was at least 9" or 10", cause the last bf she had was "8", and I was larger. We measured, proper, over the top, without pressing: a tad over 7.75" (yah, I could loose a bit of weight). She was surprised, thought I was bigger (also, thought her ex was bigger)
 

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I've known a couple of girls who have decided they needed to know for them selves. Best come one I ever got tho was a this metal head who came up and started flirting with me at my locker and it seemed really weird "she never actually never talked to me" I was friends with her friends. All of a sudden she lifts up her hand and is holding two condoms in her hand and says "give me a call sometime" # was on the condom in sharpie. I pick the XL instinctively and say yeah for sure. (her pulling out two condoms had got me rock hard). I turn to my locker as she walks away throwing massive sway into her walk. I notice the girl I was good friends with at her locker smiling and giggling when she gets up to her. I try not to make it obvious that I was watching and try and shoo my best friend away as hes freaking out at the pornesque display he just witnessed. They were clearly talking about me and she pulled out the smaller condom and showed to my friend. the bell rang a so I started to get ready knowing I had to go to gym and change with my raging rod throbbing red. just than I hear Lorne! and turn and the little rocker is next to me again and shes like um hear take this. and hands me a paper with her # on it. I ask why shes giving it to me again and she says cause I dont want you to loose it after. She grabs the condom from my locker shelf and starts pulling down the hall into the girls bathroom bathroom. This must have been a sight as she was barely 5 foot tall and stacked like a forklift. She had my shirt off exposing my top half of my dick. She swears and practically tears it from my pants and says I certainly wasnt lieing with my choice of rubbers She does the old teeth tear and spit and has my covered in seconds. Next thing I know Im holding her in the air Fucking the shit out of her. She grabbed a pipe and pulled her self off me and yanked the condom of me like an old nilon, and jerks me to an end in her mouth. I fill her mouth(it had been a real slow couple of months) made her cough, but she swallowed it. She was the first girl to intentionally swallow my gunk. Seeing her do that almost stiffened me for another round. She said that was great and tapped my balls like signalling me to be on my way. Every now and than I'd find a condom slipped into my locker with a time on it. I'd meet her in the bathroom and we'd fuck like rabbits. Best one I ever had with her was when we didn't even go to the lil girls room she just pulled me out infront of my locker and measured me using my art ruler and than we fucked right there. I blew half my load on my best friends locker door and he thought someone threw pudding on it.

Lorne, you always have the BEST stories!
 

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I tend to rate men's size as S, M, L, XL, (or in the case of my current man, XXL :wink: ) rather than feet and inches. I have been known to measure but it's the feeling a big cock gives me that counts rather than measuring to the last millimetre.
If it wasn't for the S it could be Roman :)
 

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I tend to rate men's size as S, M, L, XL, (or in the case of my current man, XXL :wink: ) rather than feet and inches. I have been known to measure but it's the feeling a big cock gives me that counts rather than measuring to the last millimetre.

Feet and inches!?!
 

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Hells no would I ever let some girl actually bust out a tape and measure me! Girls tend to over-estimate anyway.. one chick I dated was sure I was over 8" when I'm only 7". No way am I going to set that record straight!
 

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My current GF has measured me as has a few others. They did it because they couldn't take all of me orally so they were curious. Both of them did it when I was at their places and they both had what they called seamstress tape. That is a measuring tape that is soft and pliable. Since I have a healthy curve up the wanted to get an actual surface measurement. I will tell you to have a woman sucking your cock and then stop to measure you is soooo hot and then the smile when they like what they find in that measurement is amazing. Both times I came harder than I usually do.
HOT, HOT, HOT,. Ladies I highly recommend this as part of your foreplay or oral fun. JMHO of course.
CJ
 

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Well all those answers sound more or less , I mean rational , but I have an illness caused by my own penis size I'm not myself confortable with it .
And I want myself be Conscious that all the general problem is only matter of less than 2 inches off , I mean a regular glande penis lenght size .
But the problem is that to try myself be ensure of such comment , as I'm not used to be with men in such concepts .
I try to mesure penis size of porno actor (DVD ) with their small lady fingers wideness . and it allmost allway the result is 10 women finger's lenght , and normaly 9 finger (not inches) .
But I'm confuse with camera camera effects over the length and vertical planes .
As example Navel may be is another reference point , but may be isen't allway the same measures or height from de upper base of the penis to all men .
Of course girth is hard to define ,because are girls with very long fingers , nevertheless seem they allmost can't take and round the penis with their fingers and hands
 

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Survey:
If a genie gave you a wish / option between having a thick, beautiful head of hair for life and a four incher... OR

A huge thick 8.5 X 6.5 and a bald head for life---which would you choose and why? Be honest now guys...

UZ
 

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I have been known to measure but it's the feeling a big cock gives me that counts rather than measuring to the last millimetre.

Yeah I'm the same way it's more the feeling not really what exact size he is. For a long time I didn't know the right way to measure it and I told people he was 7.5 when now that I know the right way he's 8. I like measuring him sometimes tho just cuz he likes it and also I like it cuz it's the anticipation of seeing how big he is and I start thinking about how it's gonna feel.
 

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Yeah I'm the same way it's more the feeling not really what exact size he is. For a long time I didn't know the right way to measure it and I told people he was 7.5 when now that I know the right way he's 8. I like measuring him sometimes tho just cuz he likes it and also I like it cuz it's the anticipation of seeing how big he is and I start thinking about how it's gonna feel.

Most of the women who have ever measured me have done it once, though I had one that liked to do it as a fairly routine part of our sex life. She'd coo about it a bit. She even had a tape measure in her bed stand. It was a little bit weird after awhile, but I let her keep doing it.