Do you measure your men's manhood

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My hope is that the majority of women measure their partner's manhood by his acts of kindness, his willingness tackle hard problems, and his capability to love you and others. A man with a footlong dick, but bereft of those qualities would have a tiny "manhood" in my mind.
 

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My hope is that the majority of women measure their partner's manhood by his acts of kindness, his willingness tackle hard problems, and his capability to love you and others. A man with a footlong dick, but bereft of those qualities would have a tiny "manhood" in my mind.
Exactly how I measure manhood!

Ooh, how you just made my heart flutter!
 

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Meh. Don't care about dick measuring. The only girlfriend who did did so solely because she took the "protect his fragile male ego" thing too far and argued with me about whether I'm average or big. Rather than admit she was wrong, she held my penis and the ruler at wildly improbable angles trying to get the most favorable number. Yeesh.

I thought only guys did that kind of thing.
 
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I usually have a tape measure handy. I use it for all things ebay. So unless I was listing him on ebay I probably wouldn't bother measuring it.

I did comment on the weight of his penis the other day though, and he then asked me how heavy I thought it was, as if expecting me to accurately estimate the metric weight of it. I replied " Oooh....ummm....heavier than a banana?", and he just laughed at me.

Is there a penis weighing thread? What is the correct technique for weighing them? Let's start a new trend.
 

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I usually have a tape measure handy. I use it for all things ebay. So unless I was listing him on ebay I probably wouldn't bother measuring it.

I did comment on the weight of his penis the other day though, and he then asked me how heavy I thought it was, as if expecting me to accurately estimate the metric weight of it. I replied " Oooh....ummm....heavier than a banana?", and he just laughed at me.

Is there a penis weighing thread? What is the correct technique for weighing them? Let's start a new trend.
I very much doubt there is a way to measure mass, but you could measure the volume.

Fill a glass with water, have him stick it in, then measure how much water is displaced.
 
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Hallo,

do you usually really measure, with rulers or stuff, your man dick?
I dated some gilrs that wanted to do it and I always do it with boys I date.

I think is funny :biggrin1:
I made a point of not measuring him. I hated that guys had adequacy issues. And he never really had an urge to measure. All I knew was that it felt amazing! Recently we got one of those make your own dildo kits for me. You make a cast of the shape you want, my husbands penis, and the form was to small. We had to add about 3 inches to the tube. Turns out he is 7.5. Not so bad! So yummy!