Do you mind if a cute guy stares at your booty and makes this face?

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haha lmao that look should be no problem. If he was following you around creepishly then you should be scared.

They love it. They know I'm a player and I know they're hoes and butt sluts for the dick.

You are a stupid child - your behaviour is at best socially gauche.

Seriously - very, VERY few women or girls feel 'complimented' by such behaviour - some, especially younger women and girls but some older too, are so embarrassed and phased by it that they have no idea how to respond and give a bewildered smile in the hope that'll ward off further sexual aggression.



To your face? Maybe not - I bet plenty of women and girls have described the weirdo gurning and grunting at them to their girlfriends, though.

Cop on, kid - your behaviour is unacceptable - some women find it laughable, some find it disgusting, some find it threatening.

Nope. The best way to meet women is by showing your cock and grab-assing. I also like to go running wearing thin, loose sweatpants. The ladies go crazy. They can smell my sweaty ballsack from a mile away. I'm nothing less than a ladies man so it comes naturally to me.

Today, I'm taping an 18 inch dildo to my inside leg and wearing tight genes; I'll also be wearing a sports bra stuff with toilet paper so I look like I have crazy pecs. And I will be wearing thin yellow sunglasses and installing my silver grill so that the bitches can't even resist sexing my big 25 inch cock up on the spot.

Y'all hurted his widdle feewings. Awww. You made him take down his photos. How is he supposed to remain verified now? lol

Wut?

By the way folks, apparently you don't understand what tuition remission is: I DID get accepted into Cornell, mostly thanks to my SAT's, but it's NOT COVERED BY TUITION REMISSION... And as a result would be an absolute waste of money to go to for 4 years. But I'll still end up with a Bachelor's from Cornell (or better).

Sorry for being a fiscal conservative. I know it's tough for your little penis-obsessed brains to process. The only naysayers in this thread are small, racially impure people with dark assholes and fishy pussies.
 
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Well, I look like a 6'4" 15-year-old boy and it's mostly on campus. I wouldn't be the 30-year-old guy with the seedy mustache checking out 16-year-old girls at the mall. But it's all subjective.

Well, I've reported you to the mod team just in case. With all this shite you do come across as very young, mentally young, anyway.

The idea the 30 is 'creepy' old, for starters :lmao:

But mainly that it would be AE's responsibility (and indeed the responsibility of women like her) to make themselves unattractive to you so as not to get leered at. That's a very naive and rather despicable attitude, you'd do well to adjust it.

Actually, I'm more of the mind that the tone of this thread is rejective.
 

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Weird thread. Treemagnet, if you know the women are crazy about that look you give them then why do you bother asking people here if they mind the face or not... it seems like you already know the answer. My impression while I was in college was that girls were not cock crazy and turning their noses to the air to smell for sweaty ball-sacks but in fact most were very timid and learning about all the facets of life and relationships. Certainly there were very promiscuous ladies in school but that was a large minority.

I did enjoy watching the overconfident boys in college who thought they were players. I quickly learned that most were just blowing a lot of hot air and thumping their chest. I also learned that the guys who acted like they had the biggest meat usually were very inadequate and got bad reviews from the promiscuous girls.

Good luck with school and with life. Soon you will learn in life what some of the other posters mentioned on how to properly and effectively approach and swoon the ladies.
 

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They love it. They know I'm a player and I know they're hoes and butt sluts for the dick.



Nope. The best way to meet women is by showing your cock and grab-assing. I also like to go running wearing thin, loose sweatpants. The ladies go crazy. They can smell my sweaty ballsack from a mile away. I'm nothing less than a ladies man so it comes naturally to me.

Today, I'm taping an 18 inch dildo to my inside leg and wearing tight genes; I'll also be wearing a sports bra stuff with toilet paper so I look like I have crazy pecs. And I will be wearing thin yellow sunglasses and installing my silver grill so that the bitches can't even resist sexing my big 25 inch cock up on the spot.



Wut?

By the way folks, apparently you don't understand what tuition remission is: I DID get accepted into Cornell, mostly thanks to my SAT's, but it's NOT COVERED BY TUITION REMISSION... And as a result would be an absolute waste of money to go to for 4 years. But I'll still end up with a Bachelor's from Cornell (or better).

Sorry for being a fiscal conservative. I know it's tough for your little penis-obsessed brains to process. The only naysayers in this thread are small, racially impure people with dark assholes and fishy pussies.


This troll must be hungry. Don't feed the trollz. The always trollz for da lolz. Seriously, moving on .
 

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Ah, nothing refreshes like a pretentious 18 year old.

God, this thread has it all. So far my favorite is the "I go to an Ivy League" turning into "I go to Seattle U but I swear I got INTO an Ivy League", all while he thinks anybody here gives a shit what school a kid who acts like he's barely out of diapers goes to.

Runner up is an 18 year old determining he's a "fiscal conservative" in his first year in college while he's probably still suckling at the teat.

Cue commentary about how this forum is a joke because he has no other respite left. Expecting a change of his percentages to 100% gay within the next couple months (assuming he doesn't get banned). Be afraid, gay men--a real charmer is about to join your ranks!

*bites lip. leers over mirrored aviators. lecherous eyebrow waggle*

hey, ladies....... lookin' good.... real. good.

*double finger guns. lizard tongue flick*

call me..... :cool:

*twirls robber baron mustachio while leaning on eagle-claw cane in the mall food court in front of Sbarro*

Nice hotpants, sixteen year olds.

*grins, showing off a solid gold incisor, pulling a pocket watch out of his frontal pants-bulge*

Looks like it's "time" for me to creep up the Build-a-Bear Factory.

*saunters*
 

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Yeah.. this thread is weird.

But I like him. :smile: He's funny.

Ah, nothing refreshes like a pretentious 18 year old.

God, this thread has it all. So far my favorite is the "I go to an Ivy League" turning into "I go to Seattle U but I swear I got INTO an Ivy League", all while he thinks anybody here gives a shit what school a kid who acts like he's barely out of diapers goes to.

Runner up is an 18 year old determining he's a "fiscal conservative" in his first year in college while he's probably still suckling at the teat.

Cue commentary about how this forum is a joke because he has no other respite left. Expecting a change of his percentages to 100% gay within the next couple months (assuming he doesn't get banned). Be afraid, gay men--a real charmer is about to join your ranks!



*twirls robber baron mustachio while leaning on eagle-claw cane in the mall food court in front of Sbarro*

Nice hotpants, sixteen year olds.

*grins, showing off a solid gold incisor, pulling a pocket watch out of his frontal pants-bulge*

Looks like it's "time" for me to creep up the Build-a-Bear Factory.

*saunters*


Wait, huh? I don't get why his percentage would change to 100% gay? And from what you're making that assumption? :S
 

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Wait, huh? I don't get why his percentage would change to 100% gay? And from what you're making that assumption? :S
I think he's a 100% gay man who doesn't know it yet and is reacting to an internal recognition of it with misogyny and excessive displays of masculinity. I've seen it before in my real life (both of these men in particular were 18/19 y.o.) and it's not pretty. Fortunately with the men I knew that had it happen, once they recognized they were gay and dealt with it, they stopped being weirdly misogynistic.

It's not a knock on gay men generally if that's what you're worried about. :smile:

And hey, if you like him so much, maybe you should marry him. :tongue:

*pushes Gy-jin's head under the Jello* Let me know if you find Maxcock in there. I misplaced him last time.

I'm not looking for Maxcock in there, AE. But push me under again, I promise I'll check for something.
 

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I think he's a 100% gay man who doesn't know it yet and is reacting to an internal recognition of it with misogyny and excessive displays of masculinity. I've seen it before in my real life (both of these men in particular were 18/19 y.o.) and it's not pretty. Fortunately with the men I knew that had it happen, once they recognized they were gay and dealt with it, they stopped being weirdly misogynistic.

It's not a knock on gay men generally if that's what you're worried about. :smile:

And hey, if you like him so much, maybe you should marry him. :tongue:



I'm not looking for Maxcock in there, AE. But push me under again, I promise I'll check for something.


That makes alot of sense. I just couldn't understand the hatred of women. It came through at least to me in alot of what he was talking about.

And as ling as their is jello I'm sticking round! Guava flavored anyone!!?
 

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I think he's a 100% gay man who doesn't know it yet and is reacting to an internal recognition of it with misogyny and excessive displays of masculinity. I've seen it before in my real life (both of these men in particular were 18/19 y.o.) and it's not pretty. Fortunately with the men I knew that had it happen, once they recognized they were gay and dealt with it, they stopped being weirdly misogynistic.

It's not a knock on gay men generally if that's what you're worried about. :smile:

And hey, if you like him so much, maybe you should marry him. :tongue:



I'm not looking for Maxcock in there, AE. But push me under again, I promise I'll check for something.


Hm, okey. :smile: I didn't see the connection so I thought you put "inmature behaviour" together with being gay, or something. D:


Well, being able to make me laugh does get you a long way. :wink:
 

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I sometimes find myself staring and biting my lip when I see a phat booty....
White bread boys affecting ghetto talk are so rad.

High school girls are inferior in all attributes to college girls, who also happen to be legal.
..:confused:

Also, I'm not going to an Ivy League school, but I'm going to the best I can get with tuition remission: Seattle U. Then I'm transferring to an Ivy League after my sophomore year. It's all the same in 3 years.
I'm going to be crowned King of Prussia in 2014. Stay tuned.

Want me to measure for you? Including the curve, I'm just under 8 inches. 7.75" on average.

Of course it doesn't measure 7.5+ with a ruler... Because I'm curved. I'm a little over 7" with a ruler. I already posted a picture of my stretching my dick to about 8 inches (stretched past a DVD, which is 7.5").

Does that clear things up a bit? It's only 5.4" in circumference, so of course it's not the biggest.
Why do you present your (self-contradictory) stats with so many disclaimers? Like in your photo captions:
7.5"-8" (on account of the curve). 7.8 is my max measurement, but I'm still growing. I get a little bigger than this. This is not fully hard.

Excuse my big hands; I'm around 6'4" :p.

I am on hormones and generally have trouble getting hard as a result, but I should be bigger and better in a month or two!

Oh, I'm sure you'll be bigger in a month or two. And don't forget I'm going to be the King of Prussia!
You're not insecure about your "manhood", are you?

I'm here to look at pictures of other dudes' dicks, like 99% of the other members here.
What do you know, n00b? People come here for lots of reasons besides looking at dicks. Me, for example. I don't deny perusing the goods on occasion, but it ranks way down my list of interests here. It's not like there aren't dicks to look at all over the interwebz, and lots better photography too.

Today, I'm taping an 18 inch dildo to my inside leg and wearing tight genes;.....
Yes, you're clearly Ivy League material. :laughing:

The only naysayers in this thread are small, racially impure people with dark assholes and fishy pussies.
So I gather you intentionally want to be banned?
 
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Just as an FYI this member and thread have been reported and we are in discussion about several issues. We are not purposefully dragging our feet but need a few more moderators to the discussion.
 

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And Maxcok? What did you decide? Should I be melting butter or fluffing your pillow? :wink:
He might prefer you fluffing him.
:yup: I decided to get a good night's sleep and wait for further developments. Well done, ladies and gents.

*pushes Gy-jin's head under the Jello* Let me know if you find Maxcock in there. I misplaced him last time.
You rang?

* vigorously shaking whipped cream canister *
 

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*uses jello to make a jello pit mohawk*

hmmm there needs to be more nekkid folk in the jello.