Do you miss the "no mess" years?

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  1. blondetwink11

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    I miss the time when I was younger, when jacking off was the greatest thing on the planet, and there was as the title says...no mess.
    Does anybody else miss those years? Also, just out of curiosity, did anybody not have the no mess years?
     
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    Well, yeah, the mess can be a bit inconvenient to deal with and clean up... But, I have to say I so much more enjoy an orgasm when there's a lot of cum -- it somehow just feels all that much better.
     
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    I have no idea what this topic is. Would someone please clarify?
     
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    Orgasm but no ejaculation.
     
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    Well I started jacking it at age 11 and at that time there was no mess. I got my first bit of spunk the following year, but only in tiny amounts each time. I eventually graduated to the purple-headed yoghurt-slinger I now possess, but only after many years of... personal growth. :biggrin1:
     
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    With chicks it's always "no mess"
     
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    Except when your monthly visitor comes. Then UNICEF needs to be called
     
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    Many memories before I turned 13. Spent a lot of time in the outhouse, behind the barn, up a tree, under the house, under the bridge, in the woods, in the loft, and even in bed. Any place that provided a bit of privacy was great. Always had friends or siblings to share with.
     
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    Haven't you ever experienced "the wet spot"? And hasn't she ever dribbled on you after doing cowgirl?
     
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    Sorry, but I've always made a mess. And I like it.
     
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    I never got to do it before being able to make a mess. So I cant relate.
     
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    Same here. Never jerked off before I could cum. First time I did it was the first time I busted.
     
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    yah it was a strange feeling
     
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    Same here. I grew up in such a freakin' vacuum that I was a junior in high school before I found out me dong was for more than just takin' a whiz.

    Damn!
     
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    I had the thermal cooling procedure(also called microwave) done a few years ago
    to treat an enlarged prostate. Since that time I have dry orgasms. Don't ever
    complain about the "mess." I'd give anything to have a normal orgasm now.
     
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    I jerked off for the first time when I was 11. I ejaculated that first time, so I have no idea what a "no mess" orgasm would be like. (I didn't fully understand semen/ejaculation at that time though, so it freaked me out a bit at first.)
     
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    LOL!! No I'm not a lesbian so I have never had anyone dribble on me.

    And yeah ok technically there is a bit of a mess if lube is involved :)
     
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    I started masturbating when I was very young so I have a lot of "no-mess" experience. I must admit I do miss those years. I would lay in bed at night and play with myself. As soon as I orgasmed, I could just roll over and go to sleep. Cleaning up is such a hassle.
     
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    Not really. When I'm ready to shoot I don't care where it goes. However, I do enjoy edging and not cumming. Putting myself on edge and not shooting my load all over the place is pretty awesome. When I edge there isn't any mess because I'm not allowing myself to cum - so I love those times. But like I said, when I'm ready to make a "mess", I like it and love cleaning it up.

    Simba
     
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    I didn't really have such years, maybe couple of months. Very soon after I started having orgasm the cum came along. Luckily it was always in the toilet, so it was easy to clean the mess. :)
     
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