Do you miss the "no mess" years?

[The_Judge]

I think I started jacking off around 12, having overheard some guys in the gym locker room talking about how to do it. I tried it and was amazed when I had an orgasm; I recall thinking that if sex was anything like that, my wife would have 100 babies. I also recall that when I was about 13, I was shocked the first time I shot a load into the palm of my hand (I was using a top or "eagle's claw" grip). Wasn't sure what it was for a couple of seconds.

 

[798686]

No actually - I didnt shoot much till I was 14 or 15, and was delighted when it started happening. Still like it now.

 

[crescendo69]

Never had an orgasm jerking off until 15. I did start wet dreams around 13, though. So, no dry orgasms.

 

[sleepiboi]

I jerked off for the first time when I was 11. I ejaculated that first time, so I have no idea what a "no mess" orgasm would be like. (I didn't fully understand semen/ejaculation at that time though, so it freaked me out a bit at first.)

same here. When i first saw a porn, and saw the guy cum on this woman, I tried to do the same thing I saw! and it happened...lol. that was my first time ever jerking it so haven't had the pleasure of a no mess orgasm.

 

[darkbond007]

Funny thing is the first time I jacked off and came all I came was blood, so I freaked out and thought I broke something. HAHAHA. I stayed away for a few days then I just had to try it again...second time there was some blood and some semen. No access to the internet back then (summer 1994) so I did it like 3 more times until all I got was white stuff...It wasnt until maybe 2 months later that I learned what the white stuff was...after that it was no holds barred wank fest for nearly 2 decades!

 

[D_Hammond Happydipper]

I miss the time when I was younger, when jacking off was the greatest thing on the planet, and there was as the title says...no mess.
Does anybody else miss those years? Also, just out of curiosity, did anybody not have the no mess years?

um if you have a strong pc muscle it can still be done


Orgasm but no ejaculation. can be done




as I done it before

(Male multiple orgasm)

 

[dc46064]

Same here. Never jerked off before I could cum. First time I did it was the first time I busted.

Same here.....

 

[lowhangers335]

I had many years of dry runs and must say that those orgasms were generally very strong and you could do it again soon. Not having anything to clean up was nice. when I began to shoot at around 15 1/2 I thought it was pretty cool since I had been anticipating it for so long as all my friends started at 11-12. But, yes, I wouldnt mind having those strong cums with no jizz all over the place again.

 

[bellon]

From when I was 11 and first started until I was 13 or 14. I don't miss it, I love shooting a huge load of jizz.

 

[t1ctac]

LOL!! No I'm not a lesbian so I have never had anyone dribble on me.

And yeah ok technically there is a bit of a mess if lube is involved

Don't worry, he just didn't realize "she" was posting.

 

[warmandsoapy]

The first time I saw an older boy shoot a load, i was so frightened I ran! I had no idea anything came out with the incredible feeling of an orgasm!!!! I was maybe 8 or 9 and the guy jacking was about 16 or so with a huge set of privates and he blew big and thick.

 

[deleted257218]

I remember starting in the first year of high school (11-12) and there was mess. So no, I don't remember the "no mess" days

 

[D_Rictiotarvic_Ephenphart]

I learned to JO almost as soon as I joined the Boy Scouts when I was 11. We'd have circle jerks in the restroom in the church basement and I loved watching the other guys shoot their loads. I was embarrassed that I didn't shoot like they did. But I think it only took a couple months to catch up.

 

[catman]

simple....'finger licking good'....

 

[dad4you]

I miss the time when I was younger, when jacking off was the greatest thing on the planet, and there was as the title says...no mess.
Does anybody else miss those years? Also, just out of curiosity, did anybody not have the no mess years?

I cannot remember when I did not ejaculate when I was young and jerking off.

 

[technopeasant]

I started having orgasms at 8 and I loved it. I could come 10-15 times in a row just pow-pow-pow it was great. Then I started shooting and it was down to 5 or 6 and decreased from there. When I was twenty something I could come maybe 10 times a day but not 10 times back to back in the matter of an hour or so. Plus i did find the mess was a problem when my mother found it. I think a lot of us learned cleaver ways to dispose of the evidence. I sure would like to start over again and fully understand what was going on.

 

[JR7]

I started when I was 11 or 12 and for maybe the first 6 months there was no mess. Ejaculations, but one or two drops. Then I discovered edging, and between the delaying and growing up, I entered and remain in my messy years. I went from tiny pearls to shooting 7 kite strings practically overnight.

 

[MrHangman]

When I jerked off prepuberty, it didn't even feel good. I was like 'this is it?' And then a few years later, jerking off actually felt good, and then I had 'a mess.' I definitely do not miss the 'no mess' years.

 

[eurotop40]

Sorry, but I've always made a mess. And I like it.

Same here.

 

[eurotop40]

Funny thing is the first time I jacked off and came all I came was blood, so I freaked out and thought I broke something. HAHAHA. I stayed away for a few days then I just had to try it again...second time there was some blood and some semen. No access to the internet back then (summer 1994) so I did it like 3 more times until all I got was white stuff...It wasnt until maybe 2 months later that I learned what the white stuff was...after that it was no holds barred wank fest for nearly 2 decades!

Finally I find a guy who had my same experience for the first ejaculation. They call it haematospermia apparently. I had noticed that moving my foreskin back and forth when washing it gave me a sort of stimulation to pee I had never felt before. At some point I decided to let it go into the toilet and I pissed out a few shots of brownish liquid. I got so scared and put back my dick in my whities that got some stains on them. The following time (after a few months) I did it I still had some red dots in a clear liquid. After a few months again I restarted doing it regularly and at first it was yellowish and then more and more white.