Do You Own?

[twoton]

Battery operated.

Do you own a briefcase?

 

[ronin001]

Yes, I have a wooden attache / brief case. Looks great until you get a scratch on it

Do you still have a desktop computer

 

[twoton]

Three.

Do you own a corkscrew?

 

[Squirrel1]

Numerous. I used to be a bartender.
Do you own the ingredients to make a martini?

 

[chicagosam]

No. I don’t imbibe.

Do you own vintage Mickey Mouse ears?

 

[halcyondays]

No.

Do you own a hula-hoop?

 

[chicagosam]

Yes, I do! Two! Should I be embarrassed? I use them to cut in a circular edge around bushes.

Do you own a bassoon?

 

[thirteenbyseven]

Yes, I do! Two! Should I be embarrassed? I use them to cut in a circular edge around bushes.

Do you own a bassoon?

No, although I own several musical instruments such as a tenor trombone, a piano and a Fender Stratocaster.

Do you own a baseball glove?

 

[chicagosam]

No, not anymore. The ball wants to embarrass me and never wants to go in the mitt where it belongs

Do you own a copy of the Constitution of the United States?

 

[twoton]

Probably. Have I read it? Not really, but probably more than Trump has.

Do you own an Opinel pocket knife?

 

[halcyondays]

No. I've had a Craftsman's pocket knife since I was a kid.

Do you own a lawn sprinkler?

 

[twoton]

Yes, but rarely use it.
Do you own a Roomba?

 

[693987]

Yes, but rarely use it.
Do you own a Roomba?

Nope!

Do you own a nail file?

 

[970940]

Nope do you own a gagball?

 

[693987]

Nope do you own a gagball?

Yes, I do. It's pink.

Do you own a corset?

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Yes, I do. It's pink.

Do you own a corset?

Nah. My last steady GF did.
You have anal beads, Fade?

 

[sxh5704]

Yes
Do you own jumper cables.

 

[BillM]

Yes !!
Do You own Vinyl Records ??

 

[casper72]

yes. do you own a soldering iron?

 

[sxh5704]

no
do you own a snow blower?