Do you pee standing up?

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  1. RandyL

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    Any women here ever tried peeing standing up, and what were the results? I saw a website once that taught women how to do this. It sounded like they just spread their pussy lips apart with 2 fingers, pull up on them, and let it rip.

    I'm sure many women have TRIED it, and maybe do it when there aren't others around.

    Let's hear some true stories about this. I'm sure many girls here had brothers growing up.
     
  2. lttlgrllst

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    Hahahahahaha No, I'm definitely not talented enough to do that without peeing allover myself.:biggrin:
    I will be watching to see other women's posts on this.
     
  3. snoozan

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    i have and it's no big deal for me. much easier to do in a public restroom than hover over the toilet with your ass in air trying not to sit on the seat. i've always wondered why women didn't do it more.
     
  4. The Dragon

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    I have and do( at times)
    But then I am multi skilled.
    It was prompted but a sexist pig at work who informed me that there are things a woman just can't do - Work in heavy industry (I did and I was his boss)
    And pee standing up ( I can but I didn't feel a need to show him or tell him of his error).
     
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    Its hard enough to squat over a dirty toilet seat and aim
     
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    lol its easiest when u really have to go just spread a little and let it rip! LOL crazyness
     
  8. The Dragon

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    Here is a tip for the men.
    Urinating in the toilet rather than at it always works best.
    Nothing worse than having to wade ankle deep through piss to get to the toilet.
     
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    Someone does need to invent a toilet bowl with a pee trough around it
     
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    QFT!
    I don't understand how a man can have a
    precise aiming instrument and always hit the sink
    the wall, the toilet bowl sides, or the floor!
    What the fuck is up with that?
    I can piss standing up and I can spell my name by spitting!
    Yes I am talented! hahaha!:eek:
    cigarbabe:saevil:
     
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    I can deff pee standing up. Turns out I'm not abnormal...
     
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    my aim is not even good when I squat.." I pissed my work pants one day and thank goodness I had a backup pair in my locker!:eek:
    Now, I use the toilet seat covers and sit my ass down so I won't do the crap again.."
     
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    Awww, don't say that - sure you are!
     
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    Well of course I am.. but not in that regard. Don't turn this into a pissing war.
     
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    Uh, no. I can't aim while squatting.

    I guess I could TRY doing it standing, but why? I'm not freaked out about sitting on public toilets. Maybe I should be, but I worry more about the flushing of said toilets and the germs that get sprayed into the air. LOL - I flush and run!

    Sugar
     
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    Hey, peeing from a penis is not as easy as you might think! The stream does not come out of a completely round hole at the end of a tube of constant width and flow. As similar as it may seem, it's not actually a rubber hose!

    Size, shape, and uh...recent "activity" affects how the tip of the head is and how the opening opens. That affects the stream.

    Think about when you make a penis cum. Does it always go right where you're aiming it? It's not just a matter of practice...some of it is biology!

    Aside from that, I think it'd be cool to see a woman pee standing up. I dunno, I guess it'd show her own mastery of her parts! :)
     
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    [quote=Lee_M;1367513]Its hard enough to squat over a dirty toilet seat and aim[/quote] You are so right!


    Hahaha The only time I have ever had trouble with the squat method is when I have had a Brazilian Wax or shaved my labia. Apparently that hair does serve a purpose it keeps the urine from running down the backs of my legs.
     
  19. IntoxicatingToxin

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    I have never tried. I wasn't in the mood to deal with the mess that would likely occur afterwards.
     
  20. Adrian69702006

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    cigarbabe, it is not a precise aiming instrument! A lot of guys will tell you that their aim is often unpredictable for no apparent reason. My aim first thing in a morning can be particularly tricky. If I was the kind of guy who showered in a morning I'd do my early morning wee whilst showering, as I suspect some members here probably do. However I shower at night as I like to go to bed clean and it's one job less to do in a morning.

    In my view the only safe way for a guy to avoid missing the bowl is to pee sitting down. However if a guy's got a bigger than average cock that can prove difficult (sitting down to do #2s being problematic enough). The only real solution for a well hung guy is to buy a specially raised toilet seat of the type available from disability shops, to facilitate comfortable sit down peeing. Even that's only a solution for use at home though. If he needs to pee whilst out and a urinal isn't available, there's little choice other than to pee standing and hope for the best.
     
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