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And I say "motherfucker" A LOT.
Motherfucker! :biggrin1:
And I say "motherfucker" A LOT.
Wait, let me go turn down the Bette Middler CD that's playing right now...
<flits over to the stereo>
Ok, so other than my rainbow bathroom, Judy Garland DVDs, and the Dolly Parton collectibles, I would have to say the only stereotypical stuff in my life is my leather pant collection, I only wear Calvin Klein underwear, I call everyone girlfriend or dollface, and I have a lot of buttsex.
Hmm, dunno.
White, extremely British, bi-male, geeky, skanky. Hmmm.
Self-deprecation is also a British quality tho, meaning you have to read between the lines. :wink:You may be lazy, geeky and skanky, but these are not intrinsically British qualities. Unless you're working class and on benefits (but then geeky would probably be out).
No offence to anyone who still sees themself as working class - after the New Labour revolution, the UK is now a classless society.
Depends how you define work, really. :wink: :tongue:I'll accept lazy and skanky as working class self-deprecation, then.
One therefore assumes that at 11:30am on a Monday you'll be at work?
Of course sarcasm is also a Great British quality...
Self-deprecation is also a British quality tho, meaning you have to read between the lines. :wink:
It's odd because on here there's an exaggeration of certain parts of my personality which don't necessarily come through irl - and also a reluctance to say what I really feel about myself because I don't want to look a twit, or have it taken the wrong way.
Guess I'm quite complicated. But the sensible, well-educated and cautious side of me I tend not to focus on here, for some reason - finding it easier to give precedence to the light-hearted aspects.. :/
You left out the shell suit and perm, fella ;p
Wait, let me go turn down the Bette Middler CD that's playing right now...
<flits over to the stereo>
Ok, so other than my rainbow bathroom, Judy Garland DVDs, and the Dolly Parton collectibles, I would have to say the only stereotypical stuff in my life is my leather pant collection, I only wear Calvin Klein underwear, I call everyone girlfriend or dollface, and I have a lot of buttsex.
I am Catholic, without the guilt.
Damn! Weren't you gna buy me a new one out of your next giro? :biggrin1:You left out the shell suit and perm, fella ;p
Ha! :tongue:Ah... That explains it.
I hadn't realised he was Scouse! :wink: :tongue: