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Chuck64

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My perfect guy (in order of importance):

* Must be an expert at neck rubs or willing to learn.
* Good southern manners
* A wild sense of humor and knows when it's not appropriate
* Strong beliefs and faith, not necessarily religion
* Well-groomed (smooth or not, I don't care - just keep it under control)
* Enjoys lots of romance and passionate sex, but pretty vanilla
* Outgoing, not outspoken
* Versatile, must have a butt, 4"+ cock. I'm not sure what my upper limit is.
* Reasonably wealthy - enough to travel and enjoy life, not so much that we don't work.
 

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I like bad boys. Scruffy, leather jacket wearing, Marlboro smoking bad boys.

When it comes to girls, I'm pretty specific. The only way they're breaking through my barrier of faggotry is if they have short black hair, a lip ring, a fragile, dainty-looking body, and a scrappy "I'LL FUCK YOU UP IF YOU SCREW WITH ME OMG" attitude. That pretty much describes the only three girls I've ever been attracted to.
 

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Sorcerer said:
If the Arabs hadn't taken you're 9 inch dildo you'd be able to do something about it :fest06:

Wonder what ended up happening to that dildo ...