Do You Talk To Your Penis?

[clifton]

Am I the only one who talks to my cock? I talk to it quite often, like when I'm masturbating or jelqing. Sometimes I compliment it for its size or I compliment it for a good fuck. Or I tell him that this or that girl really liked you. I even ask it if wants this or that's girls pussy or not. I also challenge it to get bigger or harder and then he'll be rewarded with pussy. Usually it doesn't answer me back though.

 

[cockydude2018]

I talk to mine, but I couldn't describe our little chats like you did! Made me laugh, but kinda sweet, too

 

[Barbarian73]

Only after I smack the fuck out of him for getting excited too fast when he smells a warm hot hole to fuck...

 

[Mr Ed in Mass]

When I'm drunk, it speaks to me. It use to scare me at first, now we have long talks

 

[Candela]

Am I the only one who talks to my cock? I talk to it quite often, like when I'm masturbating or jelqing. Sometimes I compliment it for its size or I compliment it for a good fuck. Or I tell him that this or that girl really liked you. I even ask it if wants this or that's girls pussy or not. I also challenge it to get bigger or harder and then he'll be rewarded with pussy. Usually it doesn't answer me back though.

I have talked to a few of them and all they do is spit at me

 

[Tylet]

I talk to mine. I tell him how big and strong and beautiful he is, how pleased I am that I've got him and that I hope he stays around for a long time.
I have complimented him after a good 'performance' for being a good boy and ensuring that I get 'repeats'.

 

[Squirrel1]

Hmm. I’ve heard that talking to your plants helps them to grow.

Think it would work for a penis?

 

[Motion-of-the-Ocean]

Why not...it's not like anyone else ever wants to here what I have to say and at least this way I have a captive audience.

Besides we've been a lot together. Happy times and hard times...thank you I'll be here all week.

 

[mako shark]

I did when I was young but the fucker just kept getting bigger...
These days it takes a lot more than a breeze to make it hard thank goodness!

 

[halcyondays]

Yes but not in words.

 

[Infernal]

I tell mine to go to sleep when I roll over in the middle of the night and he's wide awake and preventing me from getting comfortable.

 

[DiamondJoe]

No - it talks to me

 

[Scarletbegonia]

Is this like playing music for houseplants to encourage healthy, lush growth?

 

[Ace117]

Yes definitely

 

[iluvmen]

Am I the only one who talks to my cock? I talk to it quite often, like when I'm masturbating or jelqing. Sometimes I compliment it for its size or I compliment it for a good fuck. Or I tell him that this or that girl really liked you. I even ask it if wants this or that's girls pussy or not. I also challenge it to get bigger or harder and then he'll be rewarded with pussy. Usually it doesn't answer me back though.

He should have an ID card of his own.

 

[eddie63]

Oh yes all the time. .I tell him what a good boy he is after I cum!!

 

[Ace117]

Yes I definitely talk to my cock