Do you use what God gave you

Discussion in 'Relationships, Discrimination, and Jealousy' started by MovingForward, Aug 11, 2007.

  1. MovingForward

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    I am participating in a hot butt contest and it made me think of this really hot guy I met many years ago. He had the absolute best ass on a guy I have ever seen. He did not have much up front but, although he was given this great ass, he said when it came to sex he was a top. On the flip side I have seen some guys with absolute gorgoues dicks that tell me they are a bottom, but htey suffer from NoAssAtAll Syndrome.

    Anyone here have a story similar?
     
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    Well - I don't remember too much about the shape of his ass...
    but one of my old ex's had a fantastic 8' cock. Total bottom, too. I was happy to oblige him, but I sitll thought it was a waste of a nice dick.
     
  3. viking1

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    No, but I wasn't given anything special...

    Does seem a waste for those who did get something special, and don't use it.
     
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    God didn't give anyone ass... genetics did.
     
  5. viking1

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    Oh boy, if I could just go back in time. With a machine gun...
     
  6. Principessa

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    I love your signature line.

    So who do we thank for your sweet ass, mom or dad? :wink:
     
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    my mom i think.. they had some ass at least.
     
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    Is this your excuse so you can eat all the twinkees and ice cream you want without having to blame yourself about having an ass that looks like a cottage cheese factory?
     
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    God didn't give anyone a big dick, either.

    On topic: I'm a total anal top. I use my dick to fuck and piss.
     
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    What?!?!:confused:
     
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    Wait... this dude had an eight foot cock? I call bullshit.
     
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    Bitch please.. thats why your parents gave you a sad excuse for a dick.
     
  14. OmahaBeef

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    Genetics aside. I gotta compliment both TK and NjQT's ass...

    That is all...as you were...

    ...OB
     
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    I'm with TK, if there were such things as gods, why would they concern themselves with giving people butts?
     
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    Exactly and then some... ass is only function is to expell bodily fluids in the point of existance. Genetics helped them get big so people could oogle at them.
     
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