Do you want to call yourself a skeptic?

[D_Portelay Porquesword]

No, it came in a flash of inspiration. True skeptics doubt everything, and realize that nothing, and I mean NOTHING(!), can be proved.

I doubt that, so prove it!

 

[B_Hickboy]

I doubt that, so prove it!

I can't.

There. See what I mean?

 

[maxcok]

I think, therefore I am, I think.

 

[B_Hickboy]

I think, therefore I am, I think.

See? A perfect example of healthy doubt.

 

[maxcok]

See? A perfect example of healthy doubt.

I'm not sure if I should respond, because I'm not sure if you exist.

 

[B_Hickboy]

I'm not sure if I should respond, because I'm not sure if you exist.

Bravo! I'm not sure that you did respond!

 

[maxcok]

.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

nope, a couple of beers and they are loud and clear .... but I still don't trust the one that sounds like Donald Duck:tongue:

Me neither, I was always fond of the one that sounded like DAFFY DUCK.

 

[Calboner]

Begin by doubting yourself, asshole.

My asshole is impervious to doubt. It says, "I stink, therefore I am."

 

[sbat]

Begin by doubting yourself, asshole.

You are the Socrates of lpsg.:biggrin1:

Shower me with more words of wisdom, Hickboy

 

[Calboner]

You are the Socrates of lpsg.:biggrin1:

Shower me with more words of wisdom, Hickboy

One thread at a time, Sbat.

And I would say he is more like Diogenes the Dog.

A student of philosophy, eager to display his powers of argument, approached Diogenes, introduced himself and said, "If it pleases you, sir, let me prove to you that there is no such thing as motion." Whereupon Diogenes immediately got up and left.

 

[b.c.]

.

...ditto (I think).

 

[maxcok]

My asshole is impervious to doubt. It says, "I stink, therefore I am."

impervious?

empirical.

imperious even.

 

[Calboner]

impervious?

empirical.

imperious even.

If you were going to make something of that adjective, I would have expected you to pick on the "pervy" part first.

My anus is an oracle. Its utterances are always eventually proved true, though their language is so cryptic that they often cannot be interpreted until after the fact.

 

[maxcok]

If you were going to make something of that adjective, I would have expected you to pick on the "pervy" part first.

You would. Pervy is as pervy does.

My anus is an oracle.

That's orifice asshole.

Its utterances are always eventually proved true, though their language is so cryptic that they often cannot be interpreted until after the fact.

Yes, I can just see the Sibyl weaving her head in the fumes. No wonder she's insane.

 

[concupisys]

poor sybil.... i bet one thing ms. schreiber didn't write about her is that her mother would shove her ass against sybil's face while she was strung up to the ceiling and kweef till the cows came home....

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

My asshole is impervious to doubt. It says, "I stink, therefore I am."

Sage scat wisdom.

 

[D_Portelay Porquesword]

If you were going to make something of that adjective, I would have expected you to pick on the "pervy" part first.

My anus is an oracle. Its utterances are always eventually proved true, though their language is so cryptic that they often cannot be interpreted until after the fact.

All that to describe a fart. Bless your heart :tongue:

 

[Sergeant_Torpedo]

Nothing like a septic skeptic.

 

[sbat]

One thread at a time, Sbat.

And I would say he is more like Diogenes the Dog.

Someone once asked, "Tell me Diogenes, what does a wise man look like?" At once, Diogenes straightened himself up and stroked his beard.:biggrin1: