Do you wipe your dick after pissing ?

[Whopper-lee]

Does anyone wipe their dick after pissing ?

I've never done this - I always give it a couple of firm shakes to shake off the last few drips of piss and then put it away, but I've heard of others who need to wipe it.

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Generally not if a standing piss....but at work sometimes when I have to sit and take a (pardon me) dump or shit..my dick by chance may touch the water line or bowl of toilett...when sitting...:frown1aint e-z to piss and shit at the same time holding yo dick up):redface: then I do.

 

[invisibleman]

Does anyone wipe their dick after pissing ?

I've never done this - I always give it a couple of firm shakes to shake off the last few drips of piss and then put it away, but I've heard of others who need to wipe it.

I wipe my cock on the guy standing next to me in the stand up urinal. We all have a laugh about it and wash our hands. :smile:

 

[Damian Johnson]

Nope, just a few shakes. Dont need to wipe it if you are circumcised. I think you will find most guys who need to wipe are uncut, I might be totally wrong however.

 

[SteveHd]

Damian, you're totally wrong!:smile:

 

[Damian Johnson]

I did say I could be wrong dude!!
Speaking for myself I dont need to wipe - and lots of the other cut guys on the thread said the same

 

[silvertriumph2]

I'm cut, and if I am at a urinal, I "milk" it more than "shake" it.
If you shake it hard enough, you don't know where it might be flung to.....on you, others, or somewhere else... I have had it done to me and it wasn't pleasant...

If I am in a stall, at home or a private bathroom, I always milk it first and then wipe it to make sure it's dry. :veryhappy:

 

[meatpackingbubba]

Yep, gotta wipe it sometimes. Hey, it's a big hose...some is bound to drip.

If no tissue is available, I milk it and wipe my dick on the palm of my hand (followed by washing my hands).

I was recently at a upscale restaurant in Rio de Janiero. The restroom had wall mounted tissue dispensers between each urinal. A thoughtful touch I thought.

Of course, a lot of countries other than the U.S. have some sort of device to wash the ass as well. Not a bad idea. As a friend once explained it when another friend was questioning why one should not just be satisfied with wiping with toilet paper: "If you had shit on your arm, would you wash it off or just wipe it with a tissue?" End of debate.

 

[B_Monster]

I just take a bath in the sink :wink:

 

[Pecker]

I used to just give it a couple of shakes and put it away but as I've gotten older I milk it then wipe the tip with a square or two of toilet paper. I take some pretty potent medications and those drips will irritate the heck out of my scrotum if I don't wipe.

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

My husband is a milker and a wiper here at home. I have no idea what he does at work or in other public places. This is such an intriguing thread from a womans perspective.

 

[B_Italian1]

shake, shake, shake,
shake, shake, shake
shake your dickie
shake your dickie

It's a song by KC and the Sunshine Band, Shake your booty :biggrin1:

Of course, a lot of countries other than the U.S. have some sort of device to wash the ass as well. Not a bad idea.

It's called a bidet.

How to Use a Bidet - wikiHow

 

[MclLau]

I don't know what I did in the past. But lately or since last year after observing my under wear's stained mark, I realise I need to do something.

So, I just shake the last drop off my penis after every pee. Easy.

 

[lemont77]

I don't care if you shake it like a Polaroid picture...if you don't wipe, you're gonna leave a spot. Use tissue, you nasty bastards!

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[MovingForward]

I wipe, because shaking it will make me hard, and since I do not wear underwear, that could be a problem

 

[D_Andy_Whorewall]

No matter how much I shake and milk, I always drip once I'm zipped up ! So for the past few years I always wipe afterwards...No wet spots for me. I attribute it to aging (47).

 

[IntoxicatingToxin]

This is interesting for me to read... I never met a guy that wiped after peeing! I never put any thought into it, really. :tongue:

 

[B_Monster]

I don't care if you shake it like a Polaroid picture...if you don't wipe, you're gonna leave a spot. Use tissue, you nasty bastards!

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What do you do, walk to a stall for tissue with your cock hanging out? There are no tissues at urinals, you nasty bastard. :biggrin1: just shake the fucker! Urine is not nasty.

 

[SweetWilliam]

Not to thread-jack or anything but this reminds me of a joke:

Q: How do you keep a woman screaming for an hour after sex?

A: Wipe your dick on the curtains.
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Whenever there's tissue around I use it to blot away any drops. Otherwise I just give an extra shake or two, gently to avoid flinging urine onto my clothes or attracting undue attention if in a public restroom. I've found that I get much better drainage if I can pull my pants down a bit so the bottom of my fly is not pressing up on the base of my penis.

 

[rsa1685]

I have been both uncut and cut (at the age of 21). When uncut, I rolled back the skin and then gave it a few firm pressing strokes from the base to the top forcing out the last few drops, then shaking it. After cut, I just give it a few shakes or a few stokes and its fine. No smell, not unhygienic and its great.

 

[gjorg]

I wipe it on your mom's face. She likes it.

Are you having a nervous break down? Your replies have been flakey latley!