Hey guys. I don't post often, but I have a serious question. One night, after a couple too many drinks, my friends told me they'd heard I'd gotten drunk (another night) and blurted out the size of my dick. Long story short, they eventually got it out of me (I was drunk, shit happens). I'm a pretty short guy, 5'7", and I'm hung a bit above average (just below 8"). Here's the thing: they won't shut up about it. The people I was with told my other friends, they told people I don't even know, they've even told my brothers (while I was in the room with them, it was awkward as hell). When I'm introduced to new people they bring it up. Hell, when it's just me and a couple friends at dinner or something they bring it up. My question: how in the world do I get them to stop? I don't want to seem like a wimp and say "you're hurting my feelings wah wah wah", but it's really bugging me. I've asked them to shut up about it before and they act all surprised; "why do you act like this is a bad thing". It's not that I think it's a bad thing, it's just really friggin personal. Imagine being introduced to new people as "Ocho" (they seriously do this, often). Has anyone else experienced this? Have your friends ever shut up about it?