Do your genitals have a name?

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I want a name for my vagina! Not a stupid one though, so I'm going to be very careful, -very, very careful, who I ask. I don't want anything cute or lame or silly.
 
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No. Never. I don't want one, either. The boyfriend doesn't have one nor will I give him one.
 

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Tarfuto: At one of our first dates I ordered desert that should have been tartufo (Italian ice cream) but I got it wrong and said tarfuto, an almost spoonerism. At the time I was incredibly horny and had an erection that she was fondling through my pants under the table. My quick witted gf squeezed it and said this is my little tarfuto. She's not only very beautiful and sexy but also very funny. Been together since 6 Fen 2006. The love of my life.
 

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OK, second or third date I thought since I was dating a musician I'd wear a t-shirt with a musical motif. And that's how my husband named my girls Loggins and Messina. It became a running joke with his buddies when he said he can't wait to play with Loggins & Messina, and they'd all say "Man, they broke up a long time ago." And he'd correct them and say no, they're still together and bigger than ever. So cheesy.

Oh, and I named his Cap Junior and mine is just Lily Pad. That's what my Mum always called it, so it stuck with me. I had a black manager in Atlanta who called hers her Pocket Book.
 
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The wife refers to mine as "Dick," which isn't a very original choice of words, but it's an very anthropomorphic "Dick." Not "your dick," just plain "Dick," like it has its own separate identity. "I want to play with Dick," "What got Dick so excited?" "Hi Dick," etc.
 
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No, and I think that is childlike.

Long time ago, was a girl that insisted too much with that foolish. In a after sex talk, even naked and sweet, She huddled up at my side ask for the nickname of my cock. I thought that she was kidding and I answered that that it did not need a nickname, I don´t need call its, because come with me to everywhere.

She insisted and again I answered that never think about a nickname for my cock, I´m a adult and can named the genitals for proper names.

At the end she got angry calling me liar because was certain than all men had a nickname for his penis. I suppose that she saw it in some movie or what.

Other time and other women tried some flattering nickname, but it does not work for me. spanish had a lot of words for pene, I like a dirty one that only use in suther Spain."Cipote" exclusive for hung cocks but so dirty thar usually the women don´t say it.

That conversation sounds both absurd, and completely believable. I have never had that particular conversation, but I can remember plenty in which a girlfriend assumed I was lying because of some stupid idea she had about men that I failed to live down to.

When it comes to women assuming that I am lying, I think the worst is the "But honey, I thought you liked doing that (in bed)." Unfortunately, I've had that embarrassing conversation twice in my life.
 
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My wife calls it Richard. As in "long for dick." She came up with it on her own.

Quite a long time ago I had a girlfriend who came up with the same nickname for mine, and for the same reason. I rather suspect that the "Richard" dick moniker has been around for many generations.
 
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Quite a long time ago I had a girlfriend who came up with the same nickname for mine, and for the same reason. I rather suspect that the "Richard" dick moniker has been around for many generations.
I simply meant that she didn't get any prompting from me about it. I don't know if she had ever heard it somewhere before she met me and simply applied the pun or if she arrived at it independently. Either way it is such an obvious wordplay that it's clear she's not the only one to have ever used it.