DO your neighbors know you're hung?

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Write a postcard addressed to yourself with the correct address. Pretend it's from a girl you met and write that she just saw your posting at LPSG.org and your username. Have it be fairly obvious but not crude because nobody would be so public on a postcard. Then deposit it in your neighbors mailbox after the mailman comes so it looks like a mistake was made. Guarantee, if it is written well, their curiosity will get the better of them and they'll check out your photos.

If they're smiling at you next time you see them, then you know it worked.
 

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Some neighbors know and some I am sure do not I put out the trash some times with just a robe on so it has been seen and I like to hang out in my yard in my swim wear. The postman knows because I opened the door to shoo out a dragonfly and he was in the process of putting the mail in the box I was naked and fresh from the shower Needless to say both the mail and the postman's mouth dropped at that time (it was enjoyable as he stooped to pick up the dropped mail and his cap brushed me) When he stood I grabbed the magazine from his hand and covered myself as we talked briefly
 

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Incidents and hints from this or that person over the years cause me to be reasonably certain that my immediate neighbors know I am.
 

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They might know, not that they'd care to. I traipse about the house naked all the time and I'm quite a shower, swinging to and fro. If they ever bothered to look, they'd get an eye-full.
 

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Knowing you're hung is one thing. Having it paraded past your windows every day is something else. Pull your shades or cover the fuck up.
 

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yes they do...I have advertsiements on local radio and a few personal ads in our hometown paper...they not only know I am hung....they have my name and address..
 

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yes they do...I have advertsiements on local radio and a few personal ads in our hometown paper...they not only know I am hung....they have my name and address..

plus, there was those times you showed up at my front door naked and asked "can i borrow a cup of sugar?"
 

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yes they do...I have advertsiements on local radio and a few personal ads in our hometown paper...they not only know I am hung....they have my name and address..

If the attention gets to be too much for you, send some that action up here homz. :cool: