Doctor Surprised At Your Dick Or Balls?

hzs3fg

Superior Member
Verified
Gold
Joined
Feb 27, 2008
Posts
3,718
Media
7
Likes
6,149
Points
443
Location
USA
Verification
View
Sexuality
80% Straight, 20% Gay
Gender
Male
Each time i see a new doctor for physical, he wants to send me for scans of my balls. I have to explain that they have always been large and they have been checked multiple times and everything is normal. He still has to squeeze and poke around.

"Always been large" does not prove anything.

To be honest, my remote diagnosis is that you suffer from bilateral hydrocele, something you really should have surgically corrected one of these days.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Wsp11

guywithbigballs

Worshipped Member
Verified
Gold
Joined
Apr 23, 2012
Posts
649
Media
45
Likes
13,166
Points
463
Location
Birmingham, UK
Verification
View
Sexuality
100% Straight, 0% Gay
Gender
Male
"Always been large" does not prove anything.

To be honest, my remote diagnosis is that you suffer from bilateral hydrocele, something you really should have surgically corrected one of these days.

My remote diagnosis it they're pumped. Look how red and sore they look.
 

bigbucky

Legendary Member
Joined
Jun 27, 2013
Posts
1,283
Media
0
Likes
1,609
Points
208
Location
midwest
Sexuality
100% Straight, 0% Gay
Gender
Male
every other year, I had a physical for my driver's license. one year, a new female doctor was conducting various parts of the physical, including the hernia test....grab your balls, turn your head and cough. she was severely embarrassed by all of this. instead of looking under my gown, she just stuck her hand under there and grabbed my cock, instead of my balls. "Oh My!" she said fairly loud. then she grabbed my balls. then said quietly, "these are big too!" she looked up, severely shaken, weakly smiled, and I just smiled back.
 

Bigbob7474

Cherished Member
Joined
Dec 11, 2018
Posts
234
Media
0
Likes
378
Points
73
Location
Florida (United States)
Gender
Male
Not to me personally, but my wife and I have the same female dr that has done a few nude physicals on me. My wife got a iud put in. I kept hitting it and she had to go back twice to get it trimmed shorter. The dr told her she never had to trim one before, but she said to my wife I can understand though your husband is really large. I kinda laughed when my wife told me that.
 

Jjz1109

Superior Member
Verified
Gold
Joined
Nov 25, 2013
Posts
5,277
Media
25
Likes
6,801
Points
333
Location
NYC (New York, United States)
Verification
View
Sexuality
99% Straight, 1% Gay
Gender
Male
Not to me personally, but my wife and I have the same female dr that has done a few nude physicals on me. My wife got a iud put in. I kept hitting it and she had to go back twice to get it trimmed shorter. The dr told her she never had to trim one before, but she said to my wife I can understand though your husband is really large. I kinda laughed when my wife told me that.

My wife and I have the same doctor. He has never commented to either one of us about the other, even in passing reference.
 

ericbear

Superior Member
Verified
Gold
Joined
Oct 14, 2002
Posts
2,920
Media
35
Likes
6,342
Points
568
Location
Santa Ana (California, United States)
Verification
View
Sexuality
100% Gay, 0% Straight
Gender
Male
A couple of times.

I'm getting older, so I decided to try out some trimix. The doctor gave me a trial dose, then told me to stay standing up and pace around the exam room for a while, until he returned. The dose was about right, and I was soon hard. After a few more minutes, there is a knock on the door, the doctor walks back in, and I turn around to face him. He blurts out "Wow!"


The second time, I had developed a swelling, retained fluid, in the upper thigh and groin area. It turned out to be just a lymph node that had gotten blocked up for no identifiable cause, but my doctor was concerned that it might be a blood clot, so she checked me into the hospital, and made arrangements for a couple of specialists to examine me. One other characteristic of the fluid retention is that it caused by penis to be erect size, even though it was completely soft.

The first specialist to see me was the hematologist. He was convinced it was a blood clot, so he immediately sent me down for an ultrasound of the penis. The ultrasound tech was obviously gay (as am I). He whispered in my ear "whatever it is, it's not a blood clot," and seemed to be thoroughly enjoying himself. The doctor shows up and is not pleased with the negative results. He begins questioning me.

"Sir, is you penis normally like that?" "Well, yes, when it's erect."
"No, Sir, is your penis normally that...LARGE?" "Yes, as I said, when it's erect."
The poor ultrasound tech is standing behind the doctor, biting his lip, and using about all of his energy to keep from laughing.
"But Sir, is you penis normally that...THICK?" "Yes!!! I've got a big dick!"

Still not taking no for an answer, he orders an MRI of the penis (I so wish had those images...).

I get back to my room, and the second doctor, a urologist, shows up tat evening. "So, You were in San Francisco?" he says. I answer that I was. Then he leans close to my ear and whispers "I did my residency there. I've seen everything. Don't worry, you'll be fine, you just need some bed-rest, and keep it elevated."

He was right. But for the remainder of my stay (a couple of days), I had many visitors, all of which said they were in some way affiliated with my primary doctor, and were sent to check on me (and my penis). Of course, they all had their ID badge covered up. The only one I recognized as having any affiliation with my doctor, and showed me her ID, was the little old lady with a walker! (My doctor shares office space with a compassionate care cancer practice, and they do have such people on their staff.)
 

double_cream

Cherished Member
Joined
Nov 5, 2018
Posts
200
Media
0
Likes
399
Points
133
Location
Connecticut (United States)
Sexuality
90% Straight, 10% Gay
Gender
Male
Only once did I have a doctor (younger, female) check out my cock. The issue I was having was actually with my testicles, but after she'd completed the examination she grabbed my dick, retracted the foreskin and then pulled it back into place. She gave me a little grin and that was it. Maybe she liked uncut?!
 

JockFull

Superior Member
Verified
Gold
Joined
Dec 20, 2005
Posts
129
Media
333
Likes
8,472
Points
598
Location
Pacific NW USA
Verification
View
Sexuality
100% Straight, 0% Gay
Gender
Male
"Always been large" does not prove anything.

To be honest, my remote diagnosis is that you suffer from bilateral hydrocele, something you really should have surgically corrected one of these days.

A bit off topic here, but this reminds me of my one and only visit to a urologist several years ago. He gave me the most complete genital exam I've ever had, and then said it was time for the digital prostate exam, which I'm sure is every guys' favorite part of a doctor visit (NOT!)

I told him that my regular doctor had just given me such an exam within the previous month. His reply was, "Well, he didn't use my finger." I sure couldn't argue
 

windibundu

Loved Member
Joined
Sep 21, 2012
Posts
290
Media
1
Likes
546
Points
438
Age
43
Location
USA
Sexuality
99% Gay, 1% Straight
Gender
Male
Not to me personally, but my wife and I have the same female dr that has done a few nude physicals on me. My wife got a iud put in. I kept hitting it and she had to go back twice to get it trimmed shorter. The dr told her she never had to trim one before, but she said to my wife I can understand though your husband is really large. I kinda laughed when my wife told me that.

Believe it or not, if that happened in the usa, it was illegal. Youre actually not allowed to talk about another pt without consent. I know it sounds really stupid, but HR gets after people for dumb stuff like that.
 
D

deleted300444

Guest
My two cents:

Did they notice that someone was well endowed or low hangers? - I'd venture to say, "Yes, they notice."

But are they surprised, reactionary? - I'd venture to say No. They don't care. It's their livelihood, a non event.

Do I notice an obese person walking toward me. Yes. Do I have a surprised reaction by their size, No.
 

Beanie

Superior Member
Verified
Gold
Joined
Jan 27, 2007
Posts
4,502
Media
18
Likes
9,946
Points
493
Location
Cardiff (Wales)
Verification
View
Sexuality
99% Gay, 1% Straight
Gender
Male
Has anyone surprised a doctor during a physical when he/she saw your big dick or low hanging balls? Did he/she make a comment?
Nope unfortunately I’m a grower not a shower, and I’ve never had an erection during a dr visit
 
2

2029351

Guest
As a med school student, we cut a human body all apart. Things like dicks dont even make them blink. After 12 years of schooling very and I mean very few doctors would risk their career by making a comment. You are simply a means to pay off their student loans. Nothing more.
You must have seen some though that have shocked you, or even impressed you. Not necisarilly big but just beautiful looking
 
  • Like
Reactions: confidential36

Southlincsnudist

Superior Member
Joined
Jun 16, 2019
Posts
629
Media
113
Likes
3,819
Points
288
Location
Spalding (Lincolnshire, England)
Sexuality
90% Straight, 10% Gay
Gender
Male
Not to me personally, but my wife and I have the same female dr that has done a few nude physicals on me. My wife got a iud put in. I kept hitting it and she had to go back twice to get it trimmed shorter. The dr told her she never had to trim one before, but she said to my wife I can understand though your husband is really large. I kinda laughed when my wife told me that.
We had the same, my wife had hers shortened twice, then after my medical the doctor said, I can see why now, she asked me to consider a vasectomy if were not planning any more children, a few months later I had the snip & am now a jaffa
 

jockbear

Superior Member
Verified
Gold
Joined
Jan 13, 2011
Posts
673
Media
179
Likes
4,332
Points
523
Location
Owensboro (Kentucky, United States)
Verification
View
Sexuality
No Response
Gender
Male
I had a testicular torsion and had to go see a urologist to make sure everything was okay and see if anything could be done to stop it from happening in the future. I wouldn't say he was surprised, but he did make a comment, "your testicles hang very low." He went on to explain that that can make a torsion more likely. It was completely professional, and he was providing me with good information but it was odd to hear that as he was examining me.
What advice did he give?
 

IntactMale

Superior Member
Verified
Gold
Joined
Apr 29, 2006
Posts
2,757
Media
17
Likes
7,914
Points
493
Location
Asheville (North Carolina, United States)
Verification
View
Sexuality
Unsure
Gender
Male
What advice did he give?

He suggested suturing my testicles together within the scrotum. Maybe I should have done it, torsions can be dangerous and I experienced several more in the few years after, but it seems to have stopped happening, and I'm glad I don't have a uni-ball today, so I'm happy with that decision.

This recommendation was from many years ago, maybe a urologist can offer a better suggestion now. I've you've had a torsion you should at least get an ultrasound to make sure that the testicle still has normal blood flow.
 
  • Like
Reactions: jockbear

jockbear

Superior Member
Verified
Gold
Joined
Jan 13, 2011
Posts
673
Media
179
Likes
4,332
Points
523
Location
Owensboro (Kentucky, United States)
Verification
View
Sexuality
No Response
Gender
Male
He suggested suturing my testicles together within the scrotum. Maybe I should have done it, torsions can be dangerous and I experienced several more in the few years after, but it seems to have stopped happening, and I'm glad I don't have a uni-ball today, so I'm happy with that decision.

This recommendation was from many years ago, maybe a urologist can offer a better suggestion now. I've you've had a torsion you should at least get an ultrasound to make sure that the testicle still has normal blood flow.
Wow! I figured it would be simply to wear supportive underwear. Sewing your balls together is a big deal!