johnny8x8: So I told Mrs. 8x8 that we have 3 kids and now that I'm 39 years old, I think that's enough. I'm scheduling an appointment with the urologist for a vasectomy. But I hesitate because of my LAST visit to the urologist... Yes, it was 5 years ago when I last went to one. Wife wanted to be pregnant and it didn't happen after 2 months off of the pill. So I decided it's faster for me to be checked than her. I go to Tulane Medical Center-New Orleans for my appointment. Doc walks in to talk and examine me. Told me issues and asked as an aside about penile enhancement surgery. He asked me to wait and minute then returned with 3 student doctors (residents?). He asks if it's okay for them to observe ... I reluctantly agreed. So then he decides its time to examine me. For some reason, I didn't think that a discussion primarily about getting a specimen check done for fertility would result in an exam by the lead doc, 2 male residents and one female resident ---but it did. He felt around, felt my balls, moved my dick to one side then another, felt it for "lumps" ... then asked if the residents could it that also. Now I'm thinking this is going to be very bad because being "handled" has a universal effect. I got through it, nothing got bigger (thank God) but the doc referred me to their psychiatry department for counseling. He said that I was longer than "average" and "much thicker" than average. He would do the specimen sample (turned out fine) and suggested I talk with the counselor to "overcome my irrational concerns about penis size". Wife was pregnant 2 weeks later. Needless to say, I will NOT schedule anything else with that doc.