Does anyone else sneeze when they start to get turned on?

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It's the weirdest thing. For about a year now, every time I'm at the stage where I'm starting to have some 'sexy thoughts' and getting a chubby, I sneeze, 3 or 4 little sneezes.

After that I'm totally fine, not like I'm sneezing all the time during sex or when I j/o - that would really suck. At first I thought it was a coincidence, but it's every time, like clockwork.

Just wondering if this is something that happened to any of you or your partners, or if it's just my weird idiosyncracy?

At the moment I'm just putting it down to 'shit they don't tell you about getting old'...
 

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It's the weirdest thing. For about a year now, every time I'm at the stage where I'm starting to have some 'sexy thoughts' and getting a chubby, I sneeze, 3 or 4 little sneezes.

After that I'm totally fine, not like I'm sneezing all the time during sex or when I j/o - that would really suck. At first I thought it was a coincidence, but it's every time, like clockwork.

Just wondering if this is something that happened to any of you or your partners, or if it's just my weird idiosyncracy?

At the moment I'm just putting it down to 'shit they don't tell you about getting old'...

I sneeze when exposed to bright lights (I should be called mogwai)

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Genuinely I do btw. In bright sunlight I'll sneeze or at night if I look at phone in the dark. Supposedly it's a rare genetic thing where your optic nerve runs too close to... i dunno... a sneezey nerve... and the optic nerve excites the other one when exposed to light.

Are you sure it's just because you're horny? Because people watch porn at night and in the dark. You sure it isn't the light from your screen making you sneeze?
 

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I sneeze when exposed to bright lights (I should be called mogwai)

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Genuinely I do btw. In bright sunlight I'll sneeze or at night if I look at phone in the dark. Supposedly it's a rare genetic thing where your optic nerve runs too close to... i dunno... a sneezey nerve... and the optic nerve excites the other one when exposed to light.

Are you sure it's just because you're horny? Because people watch porn at night and in the dark. You sure it isn't the light from your screen making you sneeze?
Pretty sure it's not that, it happens before sex and when I j/o without porn. Even if I j/o with porn the sneezing is done before I get the screen out - it happens as I'm only just starting to get horny.
 
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Pretty sure it's not that, it happens before sex and when I j/o without porn. Even if I j/o with porn the sneezing is done before I get the screen out - it happens as I'm only just starting to get horny.

Interesting. Never heard of someone having that before. Whatever it is, it must be rare.

Does it bother you?
 
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Interesting. Never heard of someone having that before. Whatever it is, it must be rare.

Does it bother you?
Not really, it's not a major inconvenience or anything, just think it's a bit strange and wondered if it was a thing amongst folks on here
 
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Quite interesting. Have you discussed this with your physician? Could be a psychosymatic [sic] reaction. Actually, when I get excited watching an Xhamster upload I massage my nipples [my lesbian mates suggested I do this]. Wow, they are ever so sensitive.
 

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It's the weirdest thing. For about a year now, every time I'm at the stage where I'm starting to have some 'sexy thoughts' and getting a chubby, I sneeze, 3 or 4 little sneezes.

After that I'm totally fine, not like I'm sneezing all the time during sex or when I j/o - that would really suck. At first I thought it was a coincidence, but it's every time, like clockwork.

Just wondering if this is something that happened to any of you or your partners, or if it's just my weird idiosyncracy?

At the moment I'm just putting it down to 'shit they don't tell you about getting old'...
There are similar tissues in the nose as the penis. As you begin an erection, nasal tissue is also swelling, causing you to sneeze. It's a known side effect of Viagra. I had a cousin whose friends all made fun of a classmate in middle school because he'd sneeze like crazy when they looked at smut.
 

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I'm so sorry, but this reminded me of that joke about the two young women talking over a glass of wine.

The first one says "Every time I sneeze I have an orgasm."

The second one asks "Oh my, what do you to for it?"

The first replies "Inhale black pepper."
 

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I'm so sorry, but this reminded me of that joke about the two young women talking over a glass of wine.

The first one says "Every time I sneeze I have an orgasm."

The second one asks "Oh my, what do you to for it?"

The first replies "Inhale black pepper."
lol!! was going to post
using your format

the first replies "ragweed!"
 
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