Does anyone else think dildos are misleading

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I notice the last time i was at my local sex toy store a collection of dildoe, which was right across from the pumps and fleshlight products, that a lot of dildos being sold are unrealistically big. Like 7 inch girth thick and 8 to 12 long.
I talked with a friend and this subject came up where he basically said women need to stop using these toys as they stretch out the vagina making it less tight. So I got to thinking does anyone else think that the sex toy industry is getting a little out of hand by selling monstrous toys? For the ladies do you use these toys or avoid them for the more moderate Mr. Average sized dildoe.
 

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i've witnessed the same thing mate, they do look ridiculously huge! As for the women using them im thinking the men they come into contact with are not even going to touch the sides! Everything gets blown out of proportion nowadays everyone wants bigger, better, harder, stronger.
 

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after working in a adult shops for years i can tell you that women very rarely buy the Chernobyl-tuber sized dildos.

women seem to pick dildos near to average or just above. 6-7" insertable length/
4.5-5" girth.

heaps of women buy rabbits *popular culture is a great sell point*
most come back for something else in a couple of weeks.
usually something specific to their orgasm triggers - clit, g-spot, deep spot.

vibrators out sell dildos like crazy.
 

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I buy myself 'average' size toys. Gifts from boyfriends tend to be the massive ones! And when a b/f wants to play, it's always a big one he picks from the toy chest. I don't know if other women have the same experience though.
 

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after working in a adult shops for years i can tell you that women very rarely buy the Chernobyl-tuber sized dildos.

women seem to pick dildos near to average or just above. 6-7" insertable length/
4.5-5" girth.

heaps of women buy rabbits *popular culture is a great sell point*
most come back for something else in a couple of weeks.
usually something specific to their orgasm triggers - clit, g-spot, deep spot.

vibrators out sell dildos like crazy.


Quoted for Truth!
On specialist dildo sites like "Bad Dragon" what they call medium would even make me baulk.
I'll stick with my 8x6 and call myself a happy girl.
 

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I buy myself 'average' size toys. Gifts from boyfriends tend to be the massive ones! And when a b/f wants to play, it's always a big one he picks from the toy chest. I don't know if other women have the same experience though.

what Ms. Femme said is true facts.
is always the men, trying to buy toys for women, who pick-up a dildo the rough proportions of a traffic cone :eek:

i'm all "Sir, might i show you something not in Clydesdale size?"



randomly - unless it's been changed or deleted, nobody has used Clyde S. Dale as a user name.
is a damn shame.
 

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what Ms. Femme said is true facts.
is always the men, trying to buy toys for women, who pick-up a dildo the rough proportions of a traffic cone :eek:

i'm all "Sir, might i show you something not in Clydesdale size?"



randomly - unless it's been changed or deleted, nobody has used Clyde S. Dale as a user name.
is a damn shame.


Damn!
I hide all my larger toys so my playmates don't feel inadequate..unless they're subs..but that a whole different dynamic.
 

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What is most disturbing is that some are made based on pornstars penises. Like I feel bad for females who are in porn cause some of those made me scared.
 

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Quoted for Truth!
On specialist dildo sites like "Bad Dragon" what they call medium would even make me baulk.
I'll stick with my 8x6 and call myself a happy girl.
Bad Dragon is known as "Jenny's HELL NO!!" site. i am in complete agreement with Jenny. the toys are gorgeous. i imagine the textures and size variation feel awesome. is just that i'm a lazy masturbator... i go for the gold, not the burn *snicker*
Damn!
I hide all my larger toys so my playmates don't feel inadequate..unless they're subs..but that a whole different dynamic.

playmates would probably love to see those toys.
is like big insertions are vag magic tricks "oh, wow!! where did it go"

is why magicians are always trying to disappear skyscrapers and the Eiffel Tower
 

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What is most disturbing is that some are made based on pornstars penises. Like I feel bad for females who are in porn cause some of those made me scared.

more shop girl knowledge.. the molds are up-sized after castings are made.
production adds inches on to girth and length.
porn is selling the dream, baby.
 

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more shop girl knowledge.. the molds are up-sized after castings are made.
production adds inches on to girth and length.
porn is selling the dream, baby.

yes my emo sexy goddess, I felt that was the case but wasn't sure. It seems like giant sex toys are used in movies like van wilder freshman year and porn vids, that it seems like they may be popular.
 

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porn vagina is stunt vagina. years of training and practice :tongue1:
or Jackass -the don't try this at home caveat and what not.
in comedies, like Van Wilder flickers, i suspect the huge dildos played for laughs.
 
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bad thoughts about wiffle-ball, bad, bad thoughts :rofl:

is not to say folks ain't getting down and slippery with a louisville slugger. is just the foot traffic in an adult shop isn't quite that, urm, advanced?

suspect that lots of large brown packages are delivered to eager customers.
i mean i have seen videos on the net. i don't doubt the elasticity of someone with proper motivation.
 
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playmates would probably love to see those toys.
is like big insertions are vag magic tricks "oh, wow!! where did it go"

is why magicians are always trying to disappear skyscrapers and the Eiffel Tower

I will never look at David Copperfield without giggling again. Ok, I giggled before, but this time it'll be for a whole different reason!
 

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I was gonna say the majority of women would rather have a smaller sized compared to the overly sized ones.. as for the dildo's being moulded from actual porn star dicks - im sure they are exaggerated just like their 'internet' inches. I was in the shop looking at them thinking 'no way' they look ridiculous! Im sure women would look at them and think 'wow' but as for buying one and trying it out their eyes got too big for their vagina. :eek:
 

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The fact that so many different baseball bat size toys exist is just stupid

You think there are a lot them? Compare the number of available large toys to the number of available toys under 7". The <7" toys greatly outnumber the larger ones. The 6" and 6.5" toys alone would probably outnumber all other sizes put together.

If you want a toy that's large in one direction and not the other, it's practically mission impossible. I feel like the only woman in the world who likes length without girth.
 

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Is no one else going to even try to counter the 'wanking with a large dildo over stretches the cunt and leaves a gaping hole that a dick will flap around in listening for echos' bollocks?

Good grief people. :rolleyes: