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hey,
this is not a pervers question, but it's a serious question?
does anyone of you gyus ever has sex with the mother of your girlfiend?
tell me about it? why did you did that and could you hide it for your girlfriend?
 
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hung_big: So you're saying that your girlfriend's mother is a dead corpse?

HOW OLD IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND? ;)
 
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Originally posted by extremely-huge@Mar 15 2005, 08:18 AM
does anyone of you gyus ever has sex with the mother of your girlfiend?
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I had the opportunity, but fortunately turned it down. I've done some dumb things in my life with regards to with whom I went to bed, but that would have been the dumbest. I never slept with the girl friend to boot.
 

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Originally posted by extremely-huge@Mar 15 2005, 04:18 PM
hey,
this is not a pervers question, but it's a serious question?
those qualifications are not necessarily mutually exclusive.

does anyone of you gyus ever has sex with the mother of your girlfiend?
mothers of girls I've fucked semi-regularly over brief periods: sure. mothers of girls I maintain extended contact with, and may happen to also have sex with: no never. I don't have many real friends and I deliberately avoid doing anything that could potentially jeopardize friendships. people who matter to me as people are much, much rarer than people I just wanna fuck.

tell me about it?
uh ... sex. you know, penis, mouth, vagina, etc? if you want a blow-by-blow commentary for every single encounter I'm sorry, my memory ain't up to it.

why did you did that and could you hide it for your girlfriend?
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why? well, because I wanted to get laid and they offered me the opportunity. when you're a teenager there's also the exploratory element. on a couple of occasions the daughters in question found out, but as I said, I wasn't really bothered about the consequences of that or I wouldn't have done it in the first place.
 

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Originally posted by DoubleMeatWhopper+Mar 15 2005, 07:14 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DoubleMeatWhopper &#064; Mar 15 2005, 07:14 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-hung_big@Mar 15 2005, 05:02 PM
So you&#39;re saying that your girlfriend&#39;s mother is a dead corpse?

"I am from the Department of Redundancy Department."
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Personally I prefer the live corpse variety :)

Back on the topic: I would never have sex the mother of a girlfriend. While its a great test to see what my girlfriend could be like in the future, I&#39;d rather stick with what I&#39;ve got and avoid any messy scandals if such news ever leaked out.
 

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Originally posted by Dr Rock@Mar 15 2005, 07:20 PM
tell me about it?
uh ... sex. you know, penis, mouth, vagina, etc? if you want a blow-by-blow commentary for every single encounter I&#39;m sorry, my memory ain&#39;t up to it.

Blow-by-blow commentary, the more graphic the better, is precisely what he&#39;s seeking. Dr. Rock, meet extremely-huge, one of our more persistant trolls. He has a propensity for posts like:

does anyone of you gyus or girls have sex with a family-member, for excample your cousin,sister or another person of your family?
how did they react when they see your cock?

and

i have had the same problem, my cock is 16x9 inches, it&#39;s very hard to find a condom that fits well

He still rears his ugly head from time to time. Get the picture?
 

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Originally posted by Altairion@Mar 15 2005, 09:22 PM
Personally I prefer the live corpse variety :)
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Yeah, I had a girlfriend like that once. :p
Seriously, a woman should be able to actively participate in sex.
 
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Originally posted by DoubleMeatWhopper+Mar 15 2005, 08:14 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DoubleMeatWhopper &#064; Mar 15 2005, 08:14 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-hung_big@Mar 15 2005, 05:02 PM
So you&#39;re saying that your girlfriend&#39;s mother is a dead corpse?

"I am from the Department of Redundancy Department."
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Oh shut up Jacinto ;) I woke up 5 minutes before I wrote that. And I&#39;m 15. And...I....have.....some unheard of learning disability that when assocaiting with death I get redundant.

Alright, fine...I made a mistake....HAPPY J? :grr:


;)
 

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Well like has been said I wouldn&#39;t do my girlfriend&#39;s mother. However it would be hot to do a girl I was seeing in -not-really-in-a-relationship kinda way where I was &#39;in&#39; enough to meet and have sex with her mother and either the women would be alright with that ;) or the whole thing would just blow over with very little backlash. The mum would have to be hot though...

I also like the fact extremely-huge was so horny when typing this thread up he couldn&#39;t spell :p There are porn sitest out there hehe.
 

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Originally posted by Knight@Mar 17 2005, 01:52 AM
I also like the fact extremely-huge was so horny when typing this thread up he couldn&#39;t spell :p

Nah, extremely-huge never could spell. I suspect it&#39;s the influence of his native language, Trollish, which hasn&#39;t adopted a standardized spelling yet.
 

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Although I never had sex with my girlfriends mother. her mother did seem rather interested in seeing or feeling what I had. I was over at my girlfriends house and I was swimming with her older brother. He told me to go into the house and get us some Dr. Pepper to drink. I went in and his mom and two other women were looking at some clothes or something. My girlfriends mother saw me come in and she said she didn&#39;t know I was swimming too. I told her I was swimming with her son and she said she hadn&#39;t seen me in a swim suit before and I sure had a handsome body. I felt a little strange and just told her thanks. She told the other women to look at what he daughter was dating and they all came over to me. I felt very strange. They had been drinking wine and apparently drinking a lot of it. One of them came over to me and asked me if I had trouble getting out of my swim suit? Before I could answer, she said she would love to help me get out of it. I just laughed and told the mom that I came in to get some drinks for us. She said to look in the refrigerator and I went over and opened it up. When I bent over to get the cans, I felt a hand reach between my legs and feel of my balls and dick. I turned around and there were the women looking at me. One of them said she had never seen so much hair on a young mans chest in her life and she wondered where the trail went to down my stomach. I was very nervy and didn&#39;t know what to say to them. They were all feeling of me and one of them reached down into my swim suit and pulled out my dick. I could not believe it. I was more or less in shock. They were all younger that my mom and they were all attractive. I wasn&#39;t hard but I am around 5 to 6 " when soft and they were all looking at my cock. One of them said I sure was a hairy young man and then I felt one of them start to play with my balls. I could not believe what was happening. I told them I had better get out of there and they said I needed to let them examine me. They more or less had me cornered in the kitchen area and I couldn&#39;t get by without knocking them down. They started to rub on my stomach and chest and take turns rubbing my cock. The next thing I knew, one of them went to her knees and started to blow on my dick. I didn&#39;t know what to do. I just more of less froze in place. She then reached out her tongue and started to lick my flacid cock. I looked down and she was pulling back my foreskin and then she placed her hand under my balls and at the same time she took about half of my cock in her mouth. I felt like I was going to fall to the ground. I had never had this done to me before and the feeling was completely a surprise. She sucked in and out on it and took it all in her mouth. She started to gag and the other women told her to take it easy. I could feel my cock starting to swell and I didn&#39;t know if I wanted them to see me hard or not. One of them women told me to relax and enjoy my manlihood. I must say the feeling was wonderful. I looked down and I could see and feel that I was getting an erection and very quickly. The same woman then started to lick my balls and she stopped and told the other women that they were nice and full of spunk. She smiled at me and told me that I needed to shave them so she could really do them some good. I just stood there in I guess shock and let them feel of me and play with my cock. One of the other women said she wanted to taste my cock and she started to go down on me. She would take about half of my cock and then she would lick all around the head and she then looked up at me and said I should be locked up some place for having such a beautiful cock. I just stood there and said nothing. She said I had a huge cock and she wanted to suck it all down her throat. She went down on me several times really slow and I was about to bust a nut. She kept on going down on me until she couldn&#39;t take anymore of it. She said she never had any trouble taking all of her husbands dick and she liked how big and fat mine was. I was really starting to worry about my friend coming into the house and seeing what was going on. I told them I had better go before we got caught. One of them said that we were not going to get caught because she had locked the back door. To my amazement, my friends mother was just watching and not doing anything to me. She seemed to be really turned on my seeing me naked. I felt really weird with them all seeing me naked and hard. One of the women got gehind me and started to play with my ass. I didn&#39;t know what she was going to do and then all of a sudden she told them they needed to see my hairy ass too. She told me to turn around and I more or less just stood there and all of a sudden they pulled me around. One of them got down on her knees and started to lick my ass. She told me to spread my legs a little so she could see what I had and when I did, she pulled my balls back and started to suck on them. The other woman started to suck on my now half soft cock and the feeling was almost too much for me. I could feel my cock getting harder and harder and the woman sucking it didn&#39;t seem to have any trouble taking most of it. The woman licking my balls started to lick my ass crack and then she started to put her tongue into my ass hole. She started to make a lot of moans and I could feel her tongue going up my ass hole. I had never had this done either and it felt amazingly strange. I stopped doing that and got up off of the floor. She told the woman that was sucking my dick that she wanted me to do her. I wasn&#39;t sure what she meant and all of a sudden she started to down of me too. They would take turns going down on me. I had the biggest erection I think I have ever had. One of them would almost take it all and then she would gag on it. The other woman would then take as much of me as she could. My friends mother was watching all the while and one of the women asked her if she wanted to screw me. I was surprised when she looked at me and said she couldn&#39;t do it. They said why and she stated that her daughter was dating me. They said that there was plenty to go around and I for some reason said, I haven&#39;t been having sex with her daughter. They said that was such a waste and they continued to lick and suck my cock. I felt like I was going to burst and all of a sudden one of the women started to suck on my neck and the other kept on sucking my cock. The one sucking me pulled my foreskin down over my cock as far as she could and would stick her tongue into my head slit. I was about the fall to the floor with weakness and they put a bar stool under my ass. I leaned against it and they started to jerk me off. They had both of their hands on me and kept on pulling the skin back and forth over the head. One of them said she needed a rubber and she was going to have to fuck me. I felt like I was going to burst and all of a sudden, I let her rip. I have never seen so much semen come out of my cock. I seem to have gotten even harder as they took turns pumping my cock. They started to lick my dick and suck on it and the feeling was almost too much. I could hardly stand for them to touch it. They squeezed all of the semen out of it and kept on licking the head of it. There was semen all over my chest hair and they got a cloth and wiped it off. I was now more or less feeling bad about what had happened and they told me to not worry about anyone finding out about what they had done to me. One of them pulled my swim shorts back up and tried to tuck everything back into place. I stay hard a long time after I get off and I was still simi hard I guess. One of them looked at my cock and said I had a nice pearl on the end of it and she licke it all off again. I still had a half hard on and didn&#39;t want to go outside with it and I went to the bathroom in the back of the house. I took a piss and more or less got it back into my suit. I went back to the kitchen area and got the drinks and they were all in another room laughing and talking about me and my cock. I went out the back door and my friend was sitting in a chair. He looked at me and said, what took you so long to come back. I looked at him and he said he meant what took me so long to cum? I looked at him and said what?? He said, there is more than one door into the house. I guess I looked a little shocked and he just looked at me a winked and said, you got one hell of a big cock dude. The subject was never brought up again and about a year later, they moved away.
 

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Originally posted by hungmark+Mar 18 2005, 06:00 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(hungmark &#064; Mar 18 2005, 06:00 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Royal_T@Mar 16 2005, 03:21 AM
Seriously, a woman should be able to actively participate in sex.
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So not just squeak and hiss as the air escapes? :D
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Damn, I KNEW I was doing something wrong.....
 

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This a little different. The first time I cam home from college, a friend of mine tried to set me up with his girlfriend&#39;s friend. We met at the girlfriend&#39;s house, but the friend never showed up. To make a long story short, when my friend and his girlfriend decided to go out alone, her mother asked if I could stay and help her with some chore. She was a known local hottie of about 35. Anyway, she banged me eight way to Sunday. It was fucking unreal - certainly way outside my sexual experience at the time. I helped her with chores a few more times, but then the family moved and I have no idea whee she went. 20 or so years on, it is still a pretty good memory.