Does bad stuff ever come out when fucking an ass?

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This is not necessarily scat porn. I heard on Playboy radio where this happens in straight porn scenes from time to time. It actually turns some people on, and these folks are not into scat.

I think it's all GROSS (I find anal sex gross, too).

I don't know much about anal sex to enlighten you any further.
 

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I agree with you 100%, and there's another reason it can happen too, they do all the prep and do them twice, but then wait for some reason, long enough for things to get going down there again but think they're still ready for action. Forgeting that if you leave it too long before fucking your likely to need to do all the prep again.


btw what's a sea/fish thing ? Am I being dim ? :confused::smile:

I forget that you're not a native speaker, mon ami.

The expression is that there are "too many fish in the sea" to worry about any one of them. It's usually used to suggest that someone move on from someone who no longer strikes his fancy or who's been dumped.

I average anywhere from 3 to 8 hours per encounter and haven't met anyone yet whose intestines found their second wind (pardon the pun), though I'm sure it happens.
 

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Are any of them straight guys? lol


Yeah I'm not sure, some of them are a bit convincing sometimes, anyway, the point being that in my experience with "straight" guys lack of experience on their part can mean that they're not really properly prepared to get banged in the arse, which might explain the ooze.

But BelAmi are normally all cutsey and airbrushed seems odd they'd leave in a dirty dirtbox.:confused:
 
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This is not necessarily scat porn. I heard on Playboy radio where this happens in straight porn scenes from time to time. It actually turns some people on, and these folks are not into scat.

I think it's all GROSS (I find anal sex gross, too).

I don't know much about anal sex to enlighten you any further.

I define "scat" as the eroticization of fecal matter of any kind. But I guess some people define it differently.

If it's left in the scene, then it's because someone felt it would enhance the effect for a potential viewer. Porn shoots routinely take hours to film just a few minutes. Anything that's left in the final edit is there because someone chose to keep it in. Porn isn't known for its huge continuity concerns.

Sexual expression finds its way into some pretty esoteric folds of the human mind. Personally, I draw the line at fecal matter. Most people draw their lines way before that point. Oral only and JO scenes are very popular for a good reason.

But when the OP posts this in another thread, I think I'm right in finding his "shock and horror" just a little disingenuous:

I don't like to top because I don't want poopy on my wang.

I don't care if I get poopy on someone elses wang. It's his so what do I care?
 

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Yeah I'm not sure, some of them are a bit convincing sometimes, anyway, the point being that in my experience with "straight" guys is that lack of experience on their part can mean that they're not really properly prepared to get banged in the arse which might explain the ooze.

But BelAmi are normally all cutsey and airbrushed seems odd they'd leave in a dirty dirtbox.:confused:
Well, I'm gay and until recently I didn't know I was supposed to "douche" myself before getting fucked. lol I still haven't even tried that. I haven't been fucked yet so I'll try when I do.

The BelAmi video was a casting couch thing. But I'm fairly certain it was all scripted. The camera guy eventually jumped in and fucked the guy he was interviewing.
 

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Well, I'm gay and until recently I didn't know I was supposed to "douche" myself before getting fucked. lol I still haven't even tried that. I haven't been fucked yet so I'll try when I do.

The BelAmi video was a casting couch thing. But I'm fairly certain it was all scripted. The camera guy eventually jumped in and fucked the guy he was interviewing.


Oh yeah I know that series, pretty mediocre porn :cool: My advice is find hotter porn LOL
 

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If it's left in the scene, then it's because someone felt it would enhance the effect for a potential viewer. Porn shoots routinely take hours to film just a few minutes. Anything that's left in the final edit is there because someone chose to keep it in. Porn isn't known for its huge continuity concerns.
That's not true. Have you seen Brokestraightboys? There have been times where they do a "Take 2" but they forgot to edit out "Take 1" so they'll repeat a line over again. And in one video the guys walk into the house and at first you see them just standing there and then someone says "action"
 

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One definite hazard for poop: using the position where the bottom is on his back with his legs in the air. It shortens the rectum, and brings any poop that's further up the chute closer to the battering of the top's cock.

Stick to doggy, and face down on the bed, and poop hazard is greatly reduced.
 

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I like the brokestraightboy fantasy

I was even thinking of applying to be on it and passing myself off as straight lol

LOL - that wouldn't be anything new for brokestriaghtguys.com. The truly new thing for them would be to find an actual broke straight guy.

For me that's most of the fun of sites like that: watchng closely to find that moment where the "straight" guy gives himself away.
 

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That's not true. Have you seen Brokestraightboys? There have been times where they do a "Take 2" but they forgot to edit out "Take 1" so they'll repeat a line over again. And in one video the guys walk into the house and at first you see them just standing there and then someone says "action"

I've only seen bits and pieces of BrokeStraightBoys, but all of it was so contrived and fake that I couldn't believe anyone actually took it seriously.

All those "cheap effects" are cheap effects.
 

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LOL - that wouldn't be anything new for brokestriaghtguys.com. The truly new thing for them would be to find an actual broke straight guy.
I like how he tells the "straight guys" not to worry that he's filming it for his own private collection and that nobody will ever see it. Like, don't they know what website they're doing a video for?

And how the "straight guys" are like "What? Suck dick? No way. I'm not doing that shit" and then when they do they're like "It's actually not that bad" lol
 

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I worry about this...

You see porn movies and 99% of the time the bottom is immaculately clean.

This just can't be the case in real life. How do you get that clean?

I think some of them must of had a hose up their arse for like an hour before the shoot!

I'd be mortified to have pooped, even a little, on another dudes cock, or worse, in his bed!
 

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I worry about this...

You see porn movies and 99% of the time the bottom is immaculately clean.

This just can't be the case in real life. How do you get that clean?

I think some of them must of had a hose up their arse for like an hour before the shoot!

I'd be mortified to have pooped, even a little, on another dudes cock, or worse, in his bed!

I explained it right here, RP:

The reasons why it's happened to guys I've been with in the last three-or-so years:

1) They were in a rush: there's a sequence here that's got to be followed. Douche, expel, wash, wait, repeat. The sequence takes at least an hour, sometimes longer.

2) They were not thorough: they skipped a step, usually the last two.

3) They were trying to be spontaneous: anal sex is not a spontaneous act. It requires preparation.

Each partner has the responsibility to bring all he or she can to each encounter. I have pretty significant digestive issues of my own: both the meds and HIV itself wreak havoc on someone's gut. If I'm not certain that I can enjoy an extended period of time focused on pleasure rather than what's going on in my colon, I skip it. I expect no less from a bottom.

Of course accidents can happen, and when they do I'm gracious but firm. I won't go near his hole again that night, and will think hard and long before agreeing to a follow-up. It's a sea/fish thing.

The best approach is something called a shower shot. Here's a link to several models that came up first on a Google search. I'd recommend one in the $70 range, as it won't be a piece of garbage but won't kill your credit card, either.

Think of it as a long-term investment in your sexual health and happiness.