Does Drinking Affect Your Speech??

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  1. jakeatolla

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    THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
    1. Innovative
    2. Preliminary
    3. Proliferation
    4. Cinnamon

    THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
    1. Specificity
    2. Anti-constitutionalistically
    3. Passive-aggressive disorder
    4. Transubstantiate

    THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
    1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
    2. Nope, no more booze for me!
    3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
    4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
    5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
    6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
    7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
    8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no
    coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
    9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this
    parking lot or on the side of the road.
    10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.
     
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    I can't say most of those now, and I'm not even drunk...lol
     
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    drinking doesn't affect the way I speak, but whom I choose to speak to.
     
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