Does every man have a "special" name for their penis? What do you call your cock ?

[dspann]

For years, I called mine Gus. But when my wife and I first started dating a couple of years ago, she began calling it Buddy. Buddy it is.

 

[marleyisalegend]

Marryka Puppensutz

(pronounced mur-eye-kuh pup-in-suts)

 

[dont_panic]

Well my girlfriend calls me Stevie (my name's Steve funnily enough) so he's Little Stevie.
Definitely a little bit of sarcasm going on there though...

 

[cklover]

I'm a very modest, self-effacing man. I think of mine as: Rex, the Wonderhog.:biggrin1:

 

[tonsilwrecker]

The wife calls it Gweilo (pronounced like gwai - lo), which is chinese for "white devil"... Somewhat of a derogatory term, but she is mischievous and Chinese...

 

[unabear09]

i call mine little guy.....or purple headed yogurt slinger......but mostly just call my package my cock and balls

 

[John Estes]

My private dick's name is Johnny Wadd.

 

[ginger_qboy]

No. No Name whatsoever!! my dick. my cock.

 

[Nikkiwadlin]

Woody or Woodrow

 

[SR_Manny Manparts]

Captain!

 

[cajun boy 8x6]

as everybody knows mine is called "The Master" my girl calls it the Masterbater. but what does she know??? lol

 

[8060]

He is known by the name "Phat Bastard"...yeah, it's bitten:biggrin1:

 

[Magnum10x2]

Elway-Robertson–Silverstein

 

[CaptainChaos]

Has anyone quoted Anchorman yet?

"The Octagon" lol

 

[nakedfunguy21]

My ex-boyfriend called my dick "Godzilla" and it kinda just stuck.

 

[EagleCowboy]

I call mine "Secret".

Strong enough for men.
Made for a woman.
:biggrin1:

 

[PiercedAndFit]

My lovers have called it by many names but to me it is a penis. It has an honorable position and duties, yet is as imporant as the other pieces and parts.

 

[B_andyo]

a girl called my penis "rocky?"

 

[bigboy9239]

i call mine "Freddie"...but a guy at work calls his Thrombus Erectillius...which i think is over the top. LOL

 

[tierhan2000]

the landshark