Does gravity affect measurements?

[LemacST]

Seems like if I measure while laying on my bed I get a lower number. I'm starting to believe my size is more of a 6" than 6 1/2" :|

 

[rob_just_rob]

On Jupiter, I have a 14" penis.

 

[LemacST]

On Jupiter, I have a 14" penis.

lol

 

[Late Knight]

It sure does on balls! Just wait, you'll see...

 

[darkone]

A bunch of things could effect measurements like how much water you consume, how horny you are, before and after PE, how ho is the temperature.... but gravity I don't know about that