Does messy blow jobs turn you off?

[mr_unattractive]

I would just be delighted to have slurping lips wrapped around it and a wet tongue to give it a bath. Messy is fine with me.

 

[Pitbull]

Are you guys turned off by messy blow jobs with spit all over your dick and trickling down to the sheets?

No.
I like blowjobs of any kind.
I say thank you.
And if you mess up the sheets
I'd ask if you want me to get a clean set when my legs start working again.

 

[Pitbull]

Why so much anger here today?
Did I miss something?

BTW - For free gold membership I believe it is 1000 posts after being a member for 1 year.

Do the verification photo if you want the free gold before being here 1 year

 

[SpacemanFL]

There's no such thing as too wet or messy, lol!

 

[rob_just_rob]

I prefer her to handle the cleanup. Swallow and preferably lick/kiss me clean.

But if I'm in the mood for a blowjob, I'd rather get a messy one than none at all.

 

[Pitbull]

Go have some

pancakes + hot cocoa = :biggrin1:

you'll feel better!

(don't forget the whipped cream) :smile:

 

[D_Rawkesbye Deadheade]

As long as I don't drown in the mixture of fluids then I'm fine with it.

 

[MickeyLee]

Go have some

pancakes + hot cocoa = :biggrin1:

you'll feel better!

(don't forget the whipped cream) :smile:

fine....

but.....

i am going to be in a pissy mood... grumbling profanity... scowling.... the whole damn time. we're talking the most unhappy pancakes ever. gonna make frowning faces out of blueberries.

*pets the Pitbull* is kinda totally pointless get all grumbling about it... thank ya for a lil bit of perspective.


ugliness deleted... *shrug* only like 240 more to go

 

[B_talltpaguy]

ignoring a member who is damned and determined to reply to every thread on the message board has proven difficult. your name will at times fill every single most recent poster slot on every single thread, for pages.

you have no concern about the quality of your contributions to this board, only increasing your post count enough to reach the hallowed grounds of gold membership.

it's fucking rude.

maybe the mods could advance you the gold membership on faith, then you won't have to cram every forum with shit threads.

but.. you're right, you are well within in your rights to shit all over LPSG. being a feckless twat isn't against ToS.

Stop being a troll dude.

Try the 'ignore' feature if you're that worried about it...
http://www.lpsg.org/profile.php?do=ignorelist

Or, if you think she's breaking the rules (got a link to prove it?), then report her thread to moderation.
http://www.lpsg.org/report.php?p=2580462

 

[deleted349934]

I'm not a big fan of messy blowjobs... reason being is: whoever is jerking you is unale to provide sufficient enough grip to give it a good tug while sucking you off. Its hot, as long as they can clean up I guess haha

 

[crescendo69]

Two of my best "blowers" left a puddle of saliva on my lower belly. The lubrication was important, though I had a little trouble with red-colored saliva of one with bleeding gums, and the brown-colored saliva of the other who smoked.

 

[Pitbull]

Stop being a troll dude.

Mickey Lee is not a dude.

 

[MickeyLee]

Mickey Lee is not a dude.

*scritches the Pitbull's belly* thank you, Mr. Pitbull.

is true, Talltpadude, i have the lady parts. the full set, factory issue... awesome set of chest emblems no, wait.. headlights? yeah.. head lights.. high beams. :biggrin:

i just don't advertise the fact.

 

[Pitbull]

fine....

but.....

i am going to be in a pissy mood... grumbling profanity... scowling.... the whole damn time. we're talking the most unhappy pancakes ever. gonna make frowning faces out of blueberries.

*pets the Pitbull* is kinda totally pointless get all grumbling about it... thank ya for a lil bit of perspective.


ugliness deleted... *shrug* only like 240 more to go

Pancakes are love!

http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/img/v3/02-07-2007.NF_07PANCAKES.GTT2304VF.1.jpg

And have some of this to go with it...

http://img.timeinc.net/recipes/i/recipes/su/07/01/hot-chocolate-su-1571510-x.jpg

 

[MickeyLee]

Pancakes are love!

http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/img/v3/02-07-2007.NF_07PANCAKES.GTT2304VF.1.jpg

And have some of this to go with it...

http://img.timeinc.net/recipes/i/recipes/su/07/01/hot-chocolate-su-1571510-x.jpg

pancake porn!! OMG!!

 

[Pitbull]

*scritches the Pitbull's belly* thank you, Mr. Pitbull.

Your welcome!

Thanks for the belly scratch.
I can lick those headlights clean for you....:biggrin1:

 

[Pitbull]

pancake porn!! OMG!!

http://images2.cafepress.com/product/107343392v2_480x480_Front.jpg

http://images0.cafepress.com/product/341190880v2_480x480_Front.jpg

http://images5.cafepress.com/product/34312975v1_480x480_Front.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KdGfDF_cL...AA0/4Snm5P_pkyI/s400/377591990_3ac2dd52e5.jpg

 

[Pitbull]

Family Guy - Stewie wants pancakes - Trilulilu Video Animatie

 

[MickeyLee]

http://images2.cafepress.com/product/107343392v2_480x480_Front.jpg

http://images0.cafepress.com/product/341190880v2_480x480_Front.jpg

http://images5.cafepress.com/product/34312975v1_480x480_Front.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KdGfDF_cL...AA0/4Snm5P_pkyI/s400/377591990_3ac2dd52e5.jpg

:rofl:

i might have to use one of those as my new avatar.

 

[Pitbull]

Apologies for hijacking the thread