does my bum look big in this?

[dolfette]

and other questions we ask men, just to see the look of terror and panic on their face.

 

[LaFemme]

Notice anything different?

(new glasses, new haircut, new anything? Or nothing new - just to mess with their heads! :biggrin1

 

[Intrigue]

Evilness!!!!

 

[ManofThunder]

To that question I always reply, "Yes, enormous." I then enjoy a nice slap across the face and remain single. Some stick around though - for a short while.

 

[mitc3117]

Should go get a "Booty Pop" (It was an extreme failure so they are like $5.) and then ask

 

[dolfette]

at the very start of a relationship,

i like to buy wedding magazines to leave on display.

 

[mitc3117]

Or pregnancy ones and dont say a word

 

[Intrigue]

at the very start of a relationship,

i like to buy wedding magazines to leave on display.

Lol that wouldn't have scared me. I never knew why guys are so damned scared. Its not like your forced to marry someone. Girls think about that, its to be expected lol.

 

[Industrialsize]

"Do you STILL find me attractive"?

 

[mitc3117]

If i put out maxim or something my girlfriend would probably be looking through them the moment she walked in.

 

[dolfette]

i pretend to be mortally offended by swearing.

Girls think about that, its to be expected lol.

i bloody well don't! ew!

 

[ManofThunder]

i bloody well don't! ew!

My kind of woman. :wink:

 

[Intrigue]

i pretend to be mortally offended by swearing.

i bloody well don't! ew!

Lol my apologies. My programming here in Amerikuh has me all messed up. I thought women think about weddings or atleast size up their partners as potential marriage prospects. (I KNOW this doesn't include all, just my small sampling of experience.)

 

[D_John Handcock]

Reminds me of the Abe Lincon tv ad... Where his wife asks if the dress made her ass look big... Ole Abe couldnt lie and said after a brief pause... Maybe just a little bit. Super funny commercial

 

[InsaneJester]

and other questions we ask men, just to see the look of terror and panic on their face.

lol you'd be disappointed then, there'd be no such look on my face.
And I'd normally say yes but its a compliment coming from me

at the very start of a relationship,

i like to buy wedding magazines to leave on display.

testing the guys commitment, always good

Notice anything different?

(new glasses, new haircut, new anything? Or nothing new - just to mess with their heads! :biggrin1

Im normally pretty good with that, except she gets like an inch or 2 inches cut off her hair. Seriously? lol the barber couldn't tell the difference in that.

Yeh yall do love messing with our heads

 

[silvertriumph2]

My first wife's favorite question was.....
"Do you think this dress is too tight or the slit too high for American tastes?"

Of course, I NEVER, EVER said yes...:biggrin:
All our friends loved it...the women envied her figure and beautiful clothes, and the men...just plain loved it...period! :yup:

She was Chinese, had an awesome hour-glass figure, and always wore the Chinese Cheongsam (Qipao) dress with the high collard neck and the high mid-thigh side slits with the hem just below the knee. If it was an ankle length formal Cheongsam, then
it had very long side slits from hem to mid-thigh. Very sexy!

 

[Pandora77]

My favourite one to ask is: "What are you thinking about right now?"

 

[InsaneJester]

My favourite one to ask is: "What are you thinking about right now?"

to which any smart man will reply "you"

 

[dolfette]

testing the guys commitment, always good

oh please

My favourite one to ask is: "What are you thinking about right now?"

classic!

 

[ManofThunder]

You ladies are sick creatures - very sick indeed. :tongue: No wonder the male gene is dying out.