does my bum look big in this?

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  1. dolfette

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    and other questions we ask men, just to see the look of terror and panic on their face.
     
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    Notice anything different?

    (new glasses, new haircut, new anything? Or nothing new - just to mess with their heads! :biggrin1:)
     
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    Evilness!!!!
     
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    To that question I always reply, "Yes, enormous." I then enjoy a nice slap across the face and remain single. Some stick around though - for a short while.
     
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    Should go get a "Booty Pop" (It was an extreme failure so they are like $5.) and then ask
     
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    at the very start of a relationship,

    i like to buy wedding magazines to leave on display.
     
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    Or pregnancy ones and dont say a word
     
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    Lol that wouldn't have scared me. I never knew why guys are so damned scared. Its not like your forced to marry someone. Girls think about that, its to be expected lol.
     
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    "Do you STILL find me attractive"?
     
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    If i put out maxim or something my girlfriend would probably be looking through them the moment she walked in.
     
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    i pretend to be mortally offended by swearing.

    i bloody well don't! ew!
     
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    My kind of woman. :wink:
     
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    Lol my apologies. My programming here in Amerikuh has me all messed up. I thought women think about weddings or atleast size up their partners as potential marriage prospects. (I KNOW this doesn't include all, just my small sampling of experience.)
     
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    Reminds me of the Abe Lincon tv ad... Where his wife asks if the dress made her ass look big... Ole Abe couldnt lie and said after a brief pause... Maybe just a little bit. Super funny commercial
     
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    lol you'd be disappointed then, there'd be no such look on my face.
    And I'd normally say yes ;) but its a compliment coming from me

    testing the guys commitment, always good

    Im normally pretty good with that, except she gets like an inch or 2 inches cut off her hair. Seriously? lol the barber couldn't tell the difference in that.

    Yeh yall do love messing with our heads ;)
     
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    My first wife's favorite question was.....
    "Do you think this dress is too tight or the slit too high for American tastes?"

    Of course, I NEVER, EVER said yes...:biggrin:
    All our friends loved it...the women envied her figure and beautiful clothes, and the men...just plain loved it...period! :yup:

    She was Chinese, had an awesome hour-glass figure, and always wore the Chinese Cheongsam (Qipao) dress with the high collard neck and the high mid-thigh side slits with the hem just below the knee. If it was an ankle length formal Cheongsam, then
    it had very long side slits from hem to mid-thigh. Very sexy!
     
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    My favourite one to ask is: "What are you thinking about right now?"
     
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    to which any smart man will reply "you"
     
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    oh please :rolleyes:
    classic!
     
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    You ladies are sick creatures - very sick indeed. :tongue: No wonder the male gene is dying out.
     
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